Real long drive, they thought I wasn't able
To take this trip, told awful tales and fables
I just ignored 'em, so sure I would be diff'rent
Overconfident? Nah, I'd just call me "dipshit"
This long drive, turns out I wasn't able
To take this trip, should not've dissed the fables
"What's the problem? Like two seconds for fixin'
I don't get why these people are here bitchin'"

Now I've been wonderin'
If this mess that's been made's gonna stain
I've been questionin'
How did I not see it comin' right at my windscreen?
All these bugs on my windscreen

Was aware that things could end up messy
"Doubt bugs are where it will come from, man" said me
Thought that mud and high-up birds shittin'
Would be the cause of the mess that needs fixin'
It's not fair, just thought that it was silly
This is what scared all my peeps who would tell me
"Watch for bugs who will block your vision
By splattin' 'round" I regret my derision

Now I've been wonderin'
If my wiper fluid tank will drain
I've been questionin'
Why I thought I'd have no bugs land right on my windscreen?
All these bugs on my windscreen, splat on my windscreen

Splat on my windscreen

Now I've been wonderin' (oh-oh-oh)
If the smell will ever go away
I've been questionin' (oh-oh-oh)
How'd I misjudge how I'd handle bugs on my windscreen (oh-oh-oh)?
All these bugs on my windscreen (oh-oh-oh)
Now I've been wonderin' (oh-oh-oh)
If I'll make it through my whole trip sane
I've been questionin' (oh-oh-oh)
My own judgement 'cause I dismissed "bugs on my windscreen" (oh-oh-oh)
All these bugs on my windscreen (oh-oh-oh), splat on my windscreen