-> "STUNG"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"CRUMB"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"STUNG"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			S is for shoulder-launched for low-alt hits,
T’s for trigger-tug starts seeker fix,
U’s for UV to discriminate,
N’s for next, belt IFF mount thus engaged,
G’s for sight growls; positive ID, launches NOW!!!
Mach 2.2 and then a POW!!!
3 kg HE _does_ wow!!!
Stung were enemy helos in view;
also, low-flying aircraft too
Stung were Russian export craft in various theaters—
lots of Mils* and a few SUs**
S is for surface-to-air missile use,
T’s for targets the Stinger won‘t lose,
U’s for unstoppable, 8G turns- still able
N’s for new EO, with IR and UV to score
G’s for gutted, up the exhaust into engine blows all. . .
The low-flying threat is no more
Stung were attack helo crews;
Hind “heavies” were often bad news
Stingers took out quite a few—
met the Mujahs approval
Stung were best from world AFs:
Hit on the ventral and dorsal***
The pilots in both did roast
Stung engine eruption BOOM!
Despite sudden high climb zooms,
only the “Gratch”**** still flew…
Cooked! “Crash-and-burn” reverse skew
Stinger followed the craft plume,
up the tailpipe it did move
In any case, it spelled doom!
Stung were low-flying terror goons…
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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