-> "Somebody to Judge"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Somebody to Love"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Somebody to Judge"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Here’s news, top of the GOP 
In a tough campaign runnin’ on fightin’ sin 
Look what prayer can do!
Here’s news, I've preached over many miles 
Coming to where the voters are 
Aimed at Christians from the start 
HIS Name is all I’ve got 
But I‘ve got greater needs, other Right-wing things 
Distractions to find 
Want you to place your votes with me
I’ll find the scapegoats we need
Homos kissing…??? 
I just need somebody to judge Is, 
that asking too much? 
Yes, somebody to judge 
Somebody to judge
I don't want nothing else, just a cause, out there 
(anywhere)
I just need somebody to judge 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody to judge 
Even as the rumors spread around
Scapegoats are always found
Let’s all pray!
Texas Governor with a record, waited all this time 
Thank you, the lead is mine
Aimed at Christians from the start 
HIS Name is all I’ve got 
But I‘ve got greater needs, other Right-wing things 
Distractions to find 
Want you to place your votes with me
I’ll find the scapegoats we need
Homos kissing…??? 
I just need somebody to judge Is, 
that asking too much? 
Yes, somebody to judge 
Somebody to judge, I don't want nothing else, 
just a cause, out there 
(anywhere)
I just need somebody to judge 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody to judge 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody to judge 
Yes, I have the clout
Just gotta watch my mouth
Winning’s everything, Election coming 
Victory is all I want, will rise 'cause 
I have a Democratic enemy, oh-yeah! 
Obama’s that somebody to judge, gotta go! 
I just need somebody to judge Is, 
that asking too much? 
Yes, somebody to judge 
Somebody to judge, I don't want nothing else, 
just a cause, out there 
(anywhere)
I just need somebody to judge 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody 
I need somebody I, 
I need somebody 
I need somebody to judge 
Rick Perry is here 
Rick Perry is here 
Rick Perry is here 
Rick Perry is here 
I need somebody to judge 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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