-> "Illegal Immigrant"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"E.T."
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Illegal Immigrant"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			We’re so good at hiding
I could be over here
I could be over there
We just keep on running
Where, man, am I go-ing
Moving from the old me
I will immigrate
Skipping all the customs
Border Patrol, nothin
No hablo ingles
They won’t understand me
We’re going to a whole nother country
On the same continent
Forward to a better life
And I’m ready to go, sneak me in overnight
Bring me, bri-bri-bring me
Infect you with swine flu and 
Apply for free food stamps
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Avoid deportation
Working in construction
You’re an alien
Across the Rio Grande
Illegal immigrant
You are a Mexican
Leave behind the violence
Leave behind the drug wars
Leave behind the cartels
Resist the taxes
America's relaxing
We‘re from a whole nother country
All eleven million
We’ll march past the line
And they’re ready to shoot, let’s travel in disguise
Chase me, cha-cha-chase me
Infect you with my AIDS and
Find work selling paint cans
Help me, he-he-help me
Spread around the nation
We’re half your population
You’re an alien
Outside your homeland
Sombrero and skin tan
Are you a Mexican?
(Kanye Verse):
I know a Law in Arizonaaaa
Where they put all 'spicious ones behind bars
Cops would rather just shoot or let them starve
See the INS, escape in a car
ID’s are checked
Papers must be correct
Tell me what’s next
Immigration Acts
I’m a report you
Then we deport you
See I’m Homeland Security
So I tell you where to go
I tell you where to go 
Gtfo
Mexico
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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