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Song Parodies -> "Crave Your Blood"
Original Song Title:
"Future Love"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Crave Your Blood"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Numer 11 of 12 unreleased Gaga songs I have chosen to parody. This one is Vampire vs Dhampir!
In the shadows
Is where I’ll greet you
Cute, my next pursuit
So human
I must feed myself
I need blood
And when I have you in firm embrace
Two fangs into your neck to taste
There’s a full moon
We meet and kiss
Young human so fair, endowed, with warm skin
My mouth enjoys the taste of your red lips
About to feast, such a sweet sensation
Know no fear
So sad that romance never enters into my heart
I draw you near
Lady, I'm really part of the Underworld,
Lady, every night a different girl
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood
Lady, your touch excites my desires
Lady, next victim of a Vampire
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
Can’t you see I dare not accept your love?
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
You are nothing more than my next victim
I wanna su- suck you as hard as I can
Tonight you die, there are no future plans
I can never be your man
I've been stalking and human-preying, Luv
But have no time for any love relations
Just not part of the blood lust equation
And I'm certain I'm no Noble Man it seems
I am a hybrid nocturnal thing
Sorry, it's not your flesh I'm seeking
About to feast, such a sweet sensation
Know no fear. No fear.
If only this urge could be restrained
Maybe I could love you, dear (I love your soft touch)
Lady, I'm really part of the Underworld,
Lady, every night a different girl
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood
Lady, your touch excites my desires
Lady, next victim of a Vampire
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
Can’t you see I dare not accept your love?
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
You are nothing more than my next victim
I wanna su- suck you as hard as I can
Tonight you die, there are no future plans
I can never be your man
Suddenly there is a spin
A silver spike enters within
A sudden jolt of pain!
She’s a Dhampir
The sadistic, vicious, BloodRayne!
And I'm dying now, straight through the heart
Brimstone agent draws first blood
I am the prey, my feast denied
And I see sweet revenge in her eye-eye-eye-eyes!
I‘m vaporized!
Caught by surprise!
She’s had her fun… baited and won!
Is where I’ll greet you
Cute, my next pursuit
So human
I must feed myself
I need blood
And when I have you in firm embrace
Two fangs into your neck to taste
There’s a full moon
We meet and kiss
Young human so fair, endowed, with warm skin
My mouth enjoys the taste of your red lips
About to feast, such a sweet sensation
Know no fear
So sad that romance never enters into my heart
I draw you near
Lady, I'm really part of the Underworld,
Lady, every night a different girl
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood
Lady, your touch excites my desires
Lady, next victim of a Vampire
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
Can’t you see I dare not accept your love?
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
You are nothing more than my next victim
I wanna su- suck you as hard as I can
Tonight you die, there are no future plans
I can never be your man
I've been stalking and human-preying, Luv
But have no time for any love relations
Just not part of the blood lust equation
And I'm certain I'm no Noble Man it seems
I am a hybrid nocturnal thing
Sorry, it's not your flesh I'm seeking
About to feast, such a sweet sensation
Know no fear. No fear.
If only this urge could be restrained
Maybe I could love you, dear (I love your soft touch)
Lady, I'm really part of the Underworld,
Lady, every night a different girl
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood
Lady, your touch excites my desires
Lady, next victim of a Vampire
Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, how I crave your blood
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
Can’t you see I dare not accept your love?
I want to dr-dr-dr-dr drink your blood
You are nothing more than my next victim
I wanna su- suck you as hard as I can
Tonight you die, there are no future plans
I can never be your man
Suddenly there is a spin
A silver spike enters within
A sudden jolt of pain!
She’s a Dhampir
The sadistic, vicious, BloodRayne!
And I'm dying now, straight through the heart
Brimstone agent draws first blood
I am the prey, my feast denied
And I see sweet revenge in her eye-eye-eye-eyes!
I‘m vaporized!
Caught by surprise!
She’s had her fun… baited and won!
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Undead 5s!
Porfle, I used BloodRayne this time instead of Blonde Valkyrie ;-)
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