I stand here writhing
as I sing this song
I have the critics raving:
what she does is oh-so-wrong!

They think I promote sex & sleaze
Hey! That isn’t fair!
I choose the things I do
It’s art- whether clothed or bare!

I perform in strange bras, strange bras, strange bras
I perform in strange bras-bras,
so they see my Ta-Tas
MY art… expression or obscenity
Drops their jaws, their jaws, their jaws

Anything to hold my bust
(push my breasts up)
Make them stand out, a bit too much
(push my breasts up)
(push my breasts up)

Push my breasts up
(make them stand out, a bit too much)
Strange bras. Strange bras

Some of them are scary,
pointy or AR-15s
Some bubbly, some hand-grabby,
some clamshells with layered shells beneath*!!!

Fans like to see my boobs,
And a bit of nudity
Madonna did it old school,
Her “girls” NEVER covered in meat!

I perform in strange bras, strange bras, strange bras
I perform in strange bras-bras,
so they see my Ta-Tas
MY art… expression or obscenity
Drops their jaws, their jaws, their jaws

Anything to hold my bust
(push my breasts up)
Make them stand out, a bit too much
(push my breasts up)
(push my breasts up)

Push my breasts up
(make them stand out, a bit too much)
Strange bras. Strange bras

Boobs!
Ta-Tas!
Boobs!
Ta-Tas-wow!
Boobs!

I perform in strange bras, strange bras, strange bras
I perform in strange bras-bras,
so they see my Ta-Tas
MY art… expression or obscenity
Drops their jaws, their jaws, their jaws

Anything to hold my bust
(push my breasts up)
Make them stand out, a bit too much
(push my breasts up)
(push my breasts up)

Make my nips hard
(make them stand out, a bit too much)

Let‘s hear the boys shout!

Hear them real loud
(make them reach out, but can't touch-touch)