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Song Parodies -> "Snoopy vs. Scooby-Doo"
Original Song Title:
"Epic Rap Battles of History"
Original Performer:
Nice Peter & Epic Lloyd
Parody Song Title:
"Snoopy vs. Scooby-Doo"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Who's the doggonedest dog in the history of animation? I'm not going to start every one of Scoob's words with the letter R, because that would be too confusing. But I will have the Snooper reference that.
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Snoopy!
vs....
Scooby-Doo!
Begin!
(Snoopy)
Well, if it isn't Hanna-
Barbera's whelp.
You better call Freddy
and Velma for "Relp!"
I'm gonna beat you
and then do the Snoopy Dance.
You battle me, you don't have
a ghost of a chance!
I'm the King K-9
of American culture
and I'm hangin' over you
like I was a vulture!
I'm a star shortstop
while you strike out
and take off like a shot
at every fake monster's shout!
(Scooby)
You call me a coward?
Let me remind you that
you've always been afraid
of that next-door cat!
I'm out solving crimes
with Shaggy and the gang
while you're chasing Linus' blanket
with your suburban fangs!
You wouldn't last five minutes
in a haunted house.
I've seen better cartoons
from Mickey Mouse!
So, yeah, I get scared
but I can still find a clue
while we all gotta ask,
"What can Brown do for you?"
(Snoopy)
I'm a flying war hero
stopping the Red Baron's attacks
while you only get high
on those wack Scooby Snacks!
I landed on the Moon:
"The Beagle has landed!"
While it reminds you of werewolves
you can't catch red-handed!
It's so easy to see
that you ain't too wise
'cause those goblins and ghosts
are just fraudsters in disguise!
You may be a Dane
but you sure ain't great
so go out clubbing with Scrappy
but you still won't get a date!
(Scooby)
Your imagination runs wild
and it ain't very pretty
like a canine version
of Walter Mitty!
You talk about dates?
You kiss Lucy and she screams
while I rock with some b****es
in the Mystery Machine!
I help solve cases
and it's really nifty
while your baseball team's lost
every game since the Fifties!
You couldn't beat me, dawg.
You should've run and hid.
And I didn't even need "relp"
from those meddling kids!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic....
ZOINKS!
Rap Battles of History!
Snoopy!
vs....
Scooby-Doo!
Begin!
(Snoopy)
Well, if it isn't Hanna-
Barbera's whelp.
You better call Freddy
and Velma for "Relp!"
I'm gonna beat you
and then do the Snoopy Dance.
You battle me, you don't have
a ghost of a chance!
I'm the King K-9
of American culture
and I'm hangin' over you
like I was a vulture!
I'm a star shortstop
while you strike out
and take off like a shot
at every fake monster's shout!
(Scooby)
You call me a coward?
Let me remind you that
you've always been afraid
of that next-door cat!
I'm out solving crimes
with Shaggy and the gang
while you're chasing Linus' blanket
with your suburban fangs!
You wouldn't last five minutes
in a haunted house.
I've seen better cartoons
from Mickey Mouse!
So, yeah, I get scared
but I can still find a clue
while we all gotta ask,
"What can Brown do for you?"
(Snoopy)
I'm a flying war hero
stopping the Red Baron's attacks
while you only get high
on those wack Scooby Snacks!
I landed on the Moon:
"The Beagle has landed!"
While it reminds you of werewolves
you can't catch red-handed!
It's so easy to see
that you ain't too wise
'cause those goblins and ghosts
are just fraudsters in disguise!
You may be a Dane
but you sure ain't great
so go out clubbing with Scrappy
but you still won't get a date!
(Scooby)
Your imagination runs wild
and it ain't very pretty
like a canine version
of Walter Mitty!
You talk about dates?
You kiss Lucy and she screams
while I rock with some b****es
in the Mystery Machine!
I help solve cases
and it's really nifty
while your baseball team's lost
every game since the Fifties!
You couldn't beat me, dawg.
You should've run and hid.
And I didn't even need "relp"
from those meddling kids!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic....
ZOINKS!
Rap Battles of History!
No, I am not letting Brian Griffin take on the winner.
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I love you parodying these! Are you basing these lyrics actually off of one of the original Epic Rap Battles of History or are you just making it all up? This is brilliant! Love these!
Very funny. Two characters I am actually familiar with. Like the Red Baron reference, Walter Mitty, and the losing baseball team.
This was really good
Excellent!
To answer Matthias' question: I've adapted a few lines from original ERBs, but about 95 percent of it is merely copying their style.
Never quite got this previously. But now that you've brought down to my intellectual level (lol) I finally get it. And what is the story with all these one-bombing pukes -- I think AIR has attreacted a whole host of visitors with a kind of keyboard Tourette Syndrome
If you think I'm getting one-bombed now, wait until I do FDR vs. Reagan.
Love this, beautiful stuff MP :-)
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