-> "Gandhi"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Candy"
 
				Original Performer: 
Robbie Wiliam
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Gandhi"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Partying is my business,
I need to win the contest.
Could always go as Otis?
Bet there'll be Bugsy Malonies
I can't believe it's at 9.30, I need to wait 'til then.
I have lots of different costumes, I need to chose between them.
I have a donkey costume, only the hindquarters.
Mario's ok, but I need to be much shorter.
I could go dressed up as a privet.
This is perfect, but how do I get in it?
I think I already chose, 
They'll be really quite mad if I don't show.
Got a toga and a peep-toe,
I think I'll go as Gandhi.
I think I already chose,
A little too tight or a little too loose.
Could go as a TV remote,
But I think I'll go as Gandhi.
I could go as Moses,
And I am going to win this. 
Everybody knows. 
And win all of the prizes.
Maybe a big chicken?
A Cowboy in a Western?
Or a convict in a prison?
I would need a pick then.
I have a donkey costumes, only the hindquarters.
Mario's ok, but I need to be much shorter.
Or Michael Jackson, but I need the glove. 
I'm running out of time,
I wish I had more.
Need money,
I think I already chose,
A little too tight or a little too loose.
Got no time, it's far to go.
I think I'll go as Gandhi.
Now I already chose, 
They'll be really quite mad if I don't show.
Put my shoes on, and then grab my coat.
Decided to go as Gandhi.
I won't need to bribe the voters,
The judging starts in an hour and a quarter.
I will win, the costume's a cut above,
And I will be back home before half-past four.
before half-past four.
before half-past four.
before half-past four.
before half-past four.
before half-past four.
before half-past four.
before half-past four.
before half-past four.
Hey ho, here we go,
The voting's started and it's quite a show,
One round down and two to go.
And I think I'll win as Gandhi.
Hey ho, what a show,
They're calling the results and it's really quite close.
I hope I'm going to win the vote.
I'm glad I came as Gandhi.
It's been quite a show,
They announced the winner a minute ago,
I'm beaming over my face you know,
Because I just won as Gandhi.
It's been quite a show,
They announced the winner a minute ago,
I'm beaming over my face you know,
Because I just won as Gandhi.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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