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Song Parodies -> "On the Move"
Original Song Title:
"Love is Move"
Original Performer:
Secret
Parody Song Title:
"On the Move"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Continuing saga of German Werwolf Blonde Valkyrie that killed Soviet troops in their sector. Kinda graphic, so beware! This is also S Korean pop, so the translated version of the OS does not rhyme in places. I have altered some words to make the lyrics more coherent, but have not changed the syllable count at all. Only three mods to the OS translation- 1 seperation and 2 added lines.
Blood runs (blood runs), Blood runs (blood runs)
Blood runs (blood runs), Blood runs (blood runs)
Red Horde is a threat, an invasion of the Fatherland
Pure lust for revenge, they’re bent on a killing spree (Da, Da, Da)
German women hard to protect (Leben, Leben, Leben)
Panic’s driving me crazy, I know they’re coming for me
Cries of terror from the ruins of Germany (Nein! Nein! Nein!)
New identity, fear Blonde Valkyrie (Tod, Tod, Tod)
Oh, they’ll never have it (Nicht gut, Nicht gut)
They’ll die in my den (many, many groans)
The blood flows, from wounds and cut throats, kill you, kill you, kill you
They’re nervous, pierced through, watch out, kill you, Red men
Blood runs (blood runs), Blood runs (blood runs)
It runs and flows, runs and flows, stabbed in the heart
Blood runs (blood runs), Blood runs (blood runs)
Here and there, here and there, tear them apart
Red Horde is a threat, an invasion of the Fatherland
Pure lust for revenge, they’re bent on a killing spree (Da, Da, Da)
German women hard to protect (Leben, Leben, Leben)
Oh, they’ll never have it (Nicht gut, Nicht gut)
They’ll die in my den (many, many groans)
The blood flows, from wounds and cut throats, kill you, kill you, kill you
Red men!!!
On the move, move, on the move, move
Amidst the rubble they are laying
They’re dying, pierced through, watch out, kill you, Red men
On the move, move, on the move, move
Amidst the rubble they are laying
They’re dying, pierced through, watch out, kill you, Red men
Stench- their decaying bodies!
Dumping them in the sewers keeps me busy
This is what I do to these Red Horde thugs
I won’t allow them to defile my Germany
My knife is, stabbing, stabbing, stabbing… blood runs!
They are all doomed, Ja! They are all doomed, Ja! Ja!
Puma‘s sharp touch, love eviscerating, while they’re suffocating
I make them bleed
So intoxicating, elating, my fury so far from fading!
On the move, move, on the move, move
Amidst the rubble they are laying
They’re dying, pierced through, watch out, kill you, Red men
On the move, move, on the move, move
Amidst the rubble they are laying
They’re dying, pierced through, watch out, kill you, Red men
Blood runs (blood runs), Blood runs (blood runs)
Red Horde is a threat, an invasion of the Fatherland
Pure lust for revenge, they’re bent on a killing spree (Da, Da, Da)
German women hard to protect (Leben, Leben, Leben)
Panic’s driving me crazy, I know they’re coming for me
Cries of terror from the ruins of Germany (Nein! Nein! Nein!)
New identity, fear Blonde Valkyrie (Tod, Tod, Tod)
Oh, they’ll never have it (Nicht gut, Nicht gut)
They’ll die in my den (many, many groans)
The blood flows, from wounds and cut throats, kill you, kill you, kill you
They’re nervous, pierced through, watch out, kill you, Red men
Blood runs (blood runs), Blood runs (blood runs)
It runs and flows, runs and flows, stabbed in the heart
Blood runs (blood runs), Blood runs (blood runs)
Here and there, here and there, tear them apart
Red Horde is a threat, an invasion of the Fatherland
Pure lust for revenge, they’re bent on a killing spree (Da, Da, Da)
German women hard to protect (Leben, Leben, Leben)
Oh, they’ll never have it (Nicht gut, Nicht gut)
They’ll die in my den (many, many groans)
The blood flows, from wounds and cut throats, kill you, kill you, kill you
Red men!!!
On the move, move, on the move, move
Amidst the rubble they are laying
They’re dying, pierced through, watch out, kill you, Red men
On the move, move, on the move, move
Amidst the rubble they are laying
They’re dying, pierced through, watch out, kill you, Red men
Stench- their decaying bodies!
Dumping them in the sewers keeps me busy
This is what I do to these Red Horde thugs
I won’t allow them to defile my Germany
My knife is, stabbing, stabbing, stabbing… blood runs!
They are all doomed, Ja! They are all doomed, Ja! Ja!
Puma‘s sharp touch, love eviscerating, while they’re suffocating
I make them bleed
So intoxicating, elating, my fury so far from fading!
On the move, move, on the move, move
Amidst the rubble they are laying
They’re dying, pierced through, watch out, kill you, Red men
On the move, move, on the move, move
Amidst the rubble they are laying
They’re dying, pierced through, watch out, kill you, Red men
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Good one.
Thanks Porfle! Puma, btw, is a famous German knife still used by German forces :)
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