-> "Wood For Food"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Good For You"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Wood For Food"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Don't need organic carrots
	I'll chomp your pallets
	Serving for lunch a cypress, mmm
	Seems insane but don't you judge
	Not odd, Not odd
	That's what beavers wanna eat
	Lake home... (Lake home)... Lake home.... (Lake home)...
	I've prepared forests to bite, Delight
	Don't need ketchup on this pine
	I salivate for twigs and those hard saplings
	I just wanna munch wood for food, wood for food, yum-yum
	I just wanna gulp wood for food, wood for food, yum-yum
	Teeth have grown huge and round, I'll cram in some more
	Leaves are best, Add zest to these boards
	I'll still snarf wood for food, wood for food, yum-yum
	Not into tropic climates
	On my northeast island
	Where I can gnaw that rickety wood bridge, mmm
	You say that lumber's way too hard
	I'll gnash, I'll gnash
	With my beaver super teeth
	Logs float... (Logs float)... Logs float... (Logs float)...
	Jaws won't even stress to bite with might
	Don't need syrup when bark's sliced
	I'm second place to biggest of my species
	I just wanna wolf wood for food, wood for food, yum-yum
	I just wanna down wood for food, wood for food, yum-yum
	Watch me blow through these bows, My dam has three floors
	Teeth are blessed, I'm best on the shore
	And I'll scarf wood for food, wood for food...
	Nom-nom, Nom-nom, Ahhh...
	Nom-nom, Nom-nom, Ahhh... 
	Mmm...
	Lust trees in my woodland lair
	Must eat till there's no more there
	Thrust teeth, I'll... thrust teeth, I'll... thrust teeth, I'll...
	Cold pond, I'll swim in it, bud
	You'll catch me dining on those delicious shrubs
	I'll digest a pound of thicket tufts
	Tail slaps down to scare critters off
	Loud bang down at the riva'
	Limbs aren't frying, Best when stiff n' raw
	When you're out hiking you might just glimpse my buds
	Love the taste, We're munchin' on trees for our lunch
	Suckin' down your furniture
	Meat we'll knock... We're herbivores
	Don't pick fights we're timid but those eagles are so rude
	That's why our dams are built up with hard-to-get-to rooms
	This sturdy beaver nest is buried behind thick sticks
	So we don't have to stress and bite our timber keepin' cool
	Snack lots, We can snack lots (Whoo!)
	Trunk that your ax split our lips will smack on (Whoo!)
	That brook's wood pile is our neighborhood, That's true
	We'll crunch wood piles and that meal's good for you
	I just wanna nosh wood for food, wood for food, yum-yum
	Beavers love to gulp wood for food, wood for food, yum-yum
	Trudge through snow, We're no cowards like those bear dorks
	They need rest, Those pests love to snore
	While we chomp wood for food, wood for food, yum-yum, yum-yum, mmm
	Yum-yum, Yum-yum
	
	Thrust teeth, I'll... Thrust teeth, I'll... Thrust teeth, I'll...
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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