Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For tiki parties, fairs and festivals
And you, Squidward, do not have any tentacles
If you prefer drinking from glass

A red solo cup is refrigeratable
And in 14 years they are biodegradable
And unlike Mrs. Puff, they are not inflatable
Jellyfish can cut my grass. Woo!

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
Cuz when fruit punch runs down in front of my back
Well that my friends is not funny

I wake up in the morning and coffee is perking
And Mr. Krabs doesn't like it when he is lurking
And I drink from you when I'm supposed to be working
for him to help him make money

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you, red, will do for this fellow
Cuz you are the Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom

Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
when i look at you and say:

"Red solo cup, you're not just a cup. (No, no, God no!)
You're my, you're my (friend?) friend. (life long!)
Thank you for being my friend."

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
Let's have a party, proceed to party

Red solo cup! Solo cup!