-> "Kampf-Grapple? Nah!!"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Camp Granada"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Kampf-Grapple? Nah!!"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Hellish struggle
Hellish bug kills
So I fiddle with my rug till
I forget the virus raging
And engage is posse cowardtactics staging
Numbers spiking, people crying
My base liking that I'm lying
Because I think that's a winner
With cheerleaders, though I fear rank ranks get thinner
All my "counselors" are traitors
Or quack doctors with fake papers
My fits are getting more hissy
Through my bluster many can see, I'm a sissy
There's one thing that makes me merrier
Pimp for a drug for malaria
It is worthless for combatting
Virus, still I shill because I'm a con blatting
I won't own this hellish struggle
On my phone I just tweet-yell till
I achieve my goal, which is to scare
The suburbs with my racist fare
I won't own this hellish bug-kill
I'll deploy my hellish thug mill
Gives me joy, it really makes my day
When they're causing a fray
I am red mixed with yellow an’
Orange results in swell faux tan
I've got lots of trolls who're kissing
My hole because they know that my soul is missing
In my vote I'm always mailing
But others should receive jailing
I've got Adderall and meth urge
And I just could not care less about the death surge
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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