Hello Allah, hello Mullah
Here I am in Camp Fallujah
Concentration! Who's complaining?
I'm just glad to say it finally stopped raining

Bombs and D.U. ammunition
From the so-called coalition
Adding to the degradation
That will only last a million generations

Now Fallujah's like our nation
An appalling aberration
No electric, gas or water
And a burger costs ten minutes with my daughter

Terrorists are CIA-trained
Only dark-skinned ones are retained
You remember CousIn Ali
He's the one who bombed the nightclub out in Bali

Send them home, oh Allah, Mullah
Send them home, I hate Fallujah
Don't let me rot in the prison where
I might get shafted by a bear

Send them home I promise I will not throw stones
I'm just a bag of skin and bones
Don't leave me to be fried
Part of the genocide

Dearest Allah, darling Mullah,
How's my sister? How's Abdullah?
Teleport me to a space ship
Or a condominium on the Gaza Strip

Wait a minute, Bush is burning
The worm finally is turning
They've sacked the administration
The wrong enema will cause evacuation!