Left a terror training camp in Karachi
Snuck across the border last night
Time to start competing with Al-Zarqawi
Dudes we got to highjack some flights
I'm back in Afghanistan
You know I missed the Taliban boys
BACK in Afghanistan
(da da DAAA)

Bush captured our enemy Saddam Hussein,
Then recruitment shot way up.
Copenhagen's cartoons have us all insane,
Middle East is going nuts,
I'm back in Afghanistan
You know I missed the Taliban boys
Back with the warlords,
Back with the warlords,
Back in Afghanistan

Well the Kabul girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
The burkas they wear make me sing and shout
That Habiba's always on my my my my my my my my my mind
Oh, come on (guitar solo)

I'm back in Afghanistan
You know I missed the Taliban boys
BACK in Afghanistan

Well the Kabul girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
The Northern Alliance we soon will route,
Oops just missed a land mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mine

OOHHHH, Show me round your
mountain hideouts way down south
Take me to your jihadists
Let me hear your big Katyusha's ringing out
Come and give Osama a kiss
I'm back in Afghanistan
You know I missed the Taliban boys
BACK in Afghanistan
Oh, let me tell you honey (oohh, Ooohh, Ooohh, shhhhhhh)