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Song Parodies -> "Do You Smell What I Smell?"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Smell What I Smell?"
Parody Written by:
Cheezmeister
The Lyrics
Ahh, a tribute to the universality of farting. Not a great one--I threw most of it together in a few minutes, and the wording is a little cryptic to keep with the pacing--but I couldn't allow myself not to do a little ditty for Christmas this year, eh?
Said the night guard to his right hand man,
"Do you smell what I smell?
Looks the other way, right hand man,
"I smell not what you smell"
A fart, a fart, ripping through the night,
And it smells like hot rancid a**
And it smells like hot rancid a**
Said class buffoon to the little boy,
"Did you hear what I hear?"
Bringing hand up high, little boy:
I do fear what I hear!
A fart, a fart, riding on the breeze
And it smells like carrots and peas
And it smells like carrots and peas
Said the little boy to the Burger King
"Can you blow what I blow?
Though your head be large, creepy King,
You blow not what I blow"
A fart, a fart, twisting in thy nose
And it smells like pork chops and mold
And it smells like pork chops and mold
Said the bum to the people everywhere:
"Listen what mah bum say!"
Whiffing beef, people everywhere
Heard what dat bum's bum say
A fart, a fart, ripping through the night,
And it smells like hot rancid a**
And it smells like hot rancid a**
"Do you smell what I smell?
Looks the other way, right hand man,
"I smell not what you smell"
A fart, a fart, ripping through the night,
And it smells like hot rancid a**
And it smells like hot rancid a**
Said class buffoon to the little boy,
"Did you hear what I hear?"
Bringing hand up high, little boy:
I do fear what I hear!
A fart, a fart, riding on the breeze
And it smells like carrots and peas
And it smells like carrots and peas
Said the little boy to the Burger King
"Can you blow what I blow?
Though your head be large, creepy King,
You blow not what I blow"
A fart, a fart, twisting in thy nose
And it smells like pork chops and mold
And it smells like pork chops and mold
Said the bum to the people everywhere:
"Listen what mah bum say!"
Whiffing beef, people everywhere
Heard what dat bum's bum say
A fart, a fart, ripping through the night,
And it smells like hot rancid a**
And it smells like hot rancid a**
Originally written about queefs, but...well, that wasn't very tasteful, or universal. And it doesn't remotely sound like "star" o.0
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This parody is as bad as that fart!
He,he,he - I want to print this.
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