Missed mass, I was takin' a pass
All about a Sabbath day morn
Shooby doo, won't get me in a pew
I got no need to be reborn

Well I don't dig no Father
Don't dig no Son
Don't dig no Ghost, just wanna
Dig in to brunch and so I
Missed mass, don't wanna kiss no ass
As far as we all know there's something fishy goin' on

I was a-passin' on the massin'
Feelin' not like kneelin'
Layin' off the prayin'
Teamin' with the demons, yeah...

Yip yap, it's a big load o' crap
Worshipping some dead hippie guy
Shim sham, what a sweet little scam
Your payoff comes as soon as you die

Well there's the Cath-o-lics and the
Baptists too
Methodists and Muslims and them wacky Hindu
Oh well I
Missed mass, they all just want your cash
I went and put my thinking cap on

I was a-passin' on the massin'
Missin' the ass-kissin'
Rejectin' the collectin'
Layin' off the prayin', yeah...

Had not a smidgen of religion
Rantin' bout the chantin'
Stoppin' stairway shoppin'
Feelin' not like kneelin', yeah.....