-> "I Volunteered Oh No!"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Desolation Row"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"I Volunteered Oh No!"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			On the Internet round I’m hanging 
 Less time in the game room frown 
 Looking through files to change my picture
 It’s hot here in this town
 Turn on the air conditioner
 Temperature I glance
 Sat back down to type and change my picture
 There is a finished challenge
 Am I Right torch needs to be passed
 Can take it I guess so
 As I went to get lyrics that night
 I volunteered oh no!
 Woke up the next day didn’t sleep easy 
 Felt like I think you know no smile
 Are my brown eyes still in their sockets?
 More rest little while
 I must get me up now I’m moaning 
It’s a busy day I believe
You’re late for breakfast again 
 Eat fast don’t heave
 Picking stuff from what was left
 Get up and in to shower go
 And just as I was going in
 Dang it! I bashed my toe
 Now it’s noon and I start thinking 
 A cow is coming better hide
 A fortune cookie maybe?
 Hurry hustle because the cow’s outside
A perfect carved cane from maple
Boy that doggie is sure tame
Every pet he she owner loved
My fish can do same
Ah that’s good lettuce you toss and dressing
Got to shave Mr. Potato
Think I’ll go to bed earlier tonight
Computer heated o
So I get up and look out my window
 My garden it lacks more shade
 Started twenty-second Birthday
 And not much progress has been made 
 To me looks a bit traumatic
 Well gee I try my best
 It’s just too hot my decision
 Garden full of lifelessness
 When I water and have hose on
 It reflects rainbow
 The crabgrass I’m hoeing 
 Only green thing that will grow
 Einstein wig and a phantom hood
 Lots of stuff in my costume trunk
Took my sketch pad minutes ago
And drew me a ship that sunk
I find waiting just simply horrible
 As I paint a silhouette
 Then I thought for other projects
 Stopped at C in the alphabet
 On some clothes I need to fix the hem
 And now better felt my toe
 Waiting for the surge with the switch pushed in
 Charge till green light says go
 Time again to go on Word
 Computer is all charged up
 I sit down looking thinking
 Drinking Pepsi out a cup 
 Do this or feel like a looser
 Just rhyme and pun to fill in the hole
 But I just cant fill in all I need
 Just too long is the whole
 Any way the wind blows whistles
 Rhapsody you know
 No Idea stretches quite long enough
 Can’t make an idea flow
 Not that delete and shut down Windows
 Lets take a rest from this beast
 The battery again low
 My dinner not liked in the least
 I’d much rather have a pizza
 All of this meatloaf seems absurd
 I’d lie to you I cant get enough
 I wont play Scrabble making words
 Need to get this thing done someday somehow
 I guess I can just rhyme here crow
 And use the word staying to replace the word going
 Brainstormed all that I know
 Close to midnight past my bedtime
 It was no surprise I knew
 I want to submit have this done
At least there’s just a few
 So I went to bed not happily
 After I scrubbed my teeth clean
 And changed into some sleepwear 
 Teddy bear picnic scene
 I sometimes use two pillows
 Hope better to sleep I go
I don’t have any ideas left for dreaming
 Into this all I throw
Yeah! It is now the weekend
 I have showered laptop’s on
 This thing I’ll finish filling
 Most the stress is gone
 The lighthouse and Pete’s dragon Eliot
 Nora Candle On The Water
 Cant wait to get this thing sent in
 Try again to have flowers
Sing Sebastian under the sea
 Where mermaid wont stay no
 And now I don’t have to think so much 
 But I still have one more doh!
 Just finish these lines It’s taking each day
 (And this time I am drinking Coke)
 Not quite sure how I am doing
 It’s not some kind of joke
 Just do it finish your mission
 Yes do this before insane
 How many times I rearranged this
 Will finish without any shame
 It’s dinner time I want food
 What’s up two lines bad grammar yo!
 Now going to submit this
 And have a drink with Moe
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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