Who keeps us "up" all night with the tube? Rhonda!
Who's got a set of bodacious ..... teeth? Rhonda!
Who brings us grade B movies with bimbos, jocks and bikers, nerds and freaks?
And in between comercials there's Ronda-lympics, History Moments and Feets!
Who starts our weekends off Ron-a-Roll? Rhonda!
Who shows us all the right way to bowl? Rhonda!
Who is our favorite funny gal, she's got us all rollin' on the floor,
Who does our hearts grow fonda for?
Whose picture's hanging onda door?
Who's kinda blonda than before?
Rhonda! Rhonda! Rhonda!