-> "Why Did I Propose"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Spanish Rose"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Why Did I Propose"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			She was just some Spanish Tart
Seeing her cavort you couldn"t know she had no heart
One long ago night I lent her my kanky
For a nose drippin' and runny
She's now my hot tamale named Spanish Rose
She's mine and everybody's honey
Picked her up one night in old San Juan
That is one night I shouldn't have tied one on
How was I to know she's a tamale that soon would make me sick
All day long everytime it get quiet the castinets begin to click
I should shoo her off to Havana
I'm sure she could find work strippin' in some Cabana
Even now I don't see why the call her Spanish rose
Ponocchio had nothing on her when it came to a nose
Want a Latin lover, better heed my advice
Take one and you'll get a heart cold as ice
You dance the bolero and before you can spin her around
Here'll come every Johnny-on-the-spot in town
She'll inflame you but what man could blame you
For worshipping Spanish rose
Not Danish
Not British
Not Swedish
Not Yiddish
But Spanish . . . . . . . ish
Rose
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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