-> "Do You Know How To Keep Sam Away?"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Do You Know How To Keep Sam Away?"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Do you know how to keep Sam away?
Please go away so long
I may be wrong but do not stay
Do you know how to keep Sam away?
I’m searching hard to find
Some peace of mind from Sam today
Running through a great big freeway
Hear an echo eat them in a car?
Now eat them, now eat them, because here they are
Screams will hurt your ears, would crack a glass
And run so hard oh what to do?
I’m running and I’m low on gas
Can I even breathe with Sam? no way
I’m blasting off to space
Is there a place where I can stay?
I don’t bet who raised Sam comes this way?
Go everywhere to find
Some peace of mind from Sam today
Tried a rowboat Sam’s a magnet
I’ve been near and far away from home
Ride a bike take a hike, just leave me alone
Pikes are good to eat go fish today
But there you are with a goat friend
To sink my boat I swim away
Drip drip I’m all wet dry off some way
Do you know how to keep Sam away?
(Instrumental Bridge)
Aah, running through a great big freeway
Hear an echo eat them in a car?
Now eat them, now eat them, because here they are
Hope turns to tears, Sam stops at last
I run so hard oh what to do?
I’m running also out of gas
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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