I just bought an old diary
Twas at a market de flea
Imma just bought an old diary
It just happened to be

The log of Augie Doggie (in writing)
It's Augie Doggie's loggy (exciting)
The log of Augie Doggie

Doggie Daddy's his dada
Dada Daddy is he
Daddy-O the Doggie is his papa
A-papa down to a tee

The pop of Augie Doggie
He's Augie Doggie's poppy (insightly)
The dad of Augie Doggie

Then I went down to a hog fair
To where the big hoggies would be
Told 'em I'd purchase that one there
But sure enough it happened to be

The hog of Augie Doggie (it bite me)
It's Auggie Doggie's hoggy (it fright me)
The hog of Augie Doggie

(The hog of Augie Doggie bite me)

Paging Daniel Webster
Eliminate this sad malaise
Engage Augie the hepster
And institute the frog jumping days

With frogs of Augie Doggie (so leapy)
With Augie Doggie's froggies (so creepy)
With frogs of Augie Doggie

Augie, yeah
Not your usual cur
Doggie Daddy raisin' up a good son
He's his angel in fur

A loggin' Augie Doggie (his writing)
A hog and Augie Doggie (it bite me)
A froggy Augie Doggie

Hanna-Barbera...