you're a lean one...just an inch
your gear has no appeal
its so tiny, it distracts us
its alarming and unreal...just an inch

just a pink banana, that's so wee, we get chills

not a monster...just an inch
your part can't fill the role
you'll never get inside her
no, you'll never reach that goal...just an inch

you ain't got much, dude...pity you're left with such a pole

not a mile one...just an inch
the dimensions of a child
you're a man who's rendered meatless
with a short stick, you can't smile...just an inch

given the length that was given to you...i bet your shortness is a trial

you're a small one...just an inch
its a crassly ghastly stump
you've got the smallest on the block
its makes no bulging lump...just an inch

the three words that best describes you
and i quote..."shrimp...lank...runt"

its a laugher...just an inch
yes, a pinch is all you've got
your part is such a riot
cause there really ain't a lot..just an inch

your tool is an appalling sausage underwhelming
with its most disgraceful appearance
and the tiniest size possible
tangled up, it never has got

you suffer greatly...just an inch
below the norm of course
in the gym, they're always mocking
cause they're all hung like a horse...just an inch

you're a miserably sawed off and supremely underprivileged fellow
who's feeling remorse