Lindsey, Lindsey Lady
Lindsey, inner lady
Lindsey, just come out, it’s alright
(Come out, you’ll be alright)
Lindsey, inner lady
Lindsey, come out into the light
Wear your dress smartly
(Come out)
You’ll be looking fine
(Come out)
To dance and to sashay
And wear your Versace line

Lindsey, inner lady
Lindsey, gender craving, don’t fight
Come on, come out tonight

You just wanna be a mama
(Inner lady)
Swell her’s what you want, so don’t fight

Put your red dress on
(Come out)
You’ll there’s no need to hide
(Come out)
No need to be queasy
Girl is what you are inside

Lindsey Lady, Lindsey maybe
Lindsey, maybe it ain’t alright
(Come out, perhaps not right)
Lindsey, all the rapists
Trunt, Kennedy and Hegseth….
Might ream rear, make less tight
For you, closet’s just right
Keep your caboose more tight