-> "Consider Yourself"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Consider Yourself"
 
				Original Performer: 
From the play Oliver
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Consider Yourself"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Consider yourself, laid off.
 Consider yourself, done with the factory.
 We're done with you; so long.
 It's clear - you're going to move along.
 Consider yourself done in.
 Consider yourself tossed like old furniture.
 You don't have time, to spare,
 but who cares - your not wanted anywhere.
 And if by chance you see,
 we should need you back again -
 empty words of course, you grouse
 If you should chance to need,
 someone who could pay your bills,
 then the burdens on your spouse!
 Consider this, your fate;
 we don't wanna have no fuss.
 So for your termination we can state
 Consider yourself, fired thus!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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