-> "Johnny’s Got A Brand New Hammer"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Johnny’s Got A Brand New Hammer"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Come here, sister Johnny’s got a new tool 
He’s gonna fix All the things that are broken 
He ain’t no slack 
Johnny’s got a brand new hammer
Come here, brother 
And watch him swing that thing 
He’s not too gentle But his aim is pretty good He ain’t no slack 
Johnny’s got a brand new hammer
He’s hammering the nails He’s hammering the screws Don’t get in his way 'Cause you know he’ll bruise you He’s hammering the wood The metal and the glass Step back Jack See you later, albatross
Come here, sister Johnny’s in the groove 
He ain’t too smooth now But he can make some noise He ain’t no slack 
He’s got a brand new hammer
Oh Johnny! Come on, hey hey! Come on, hey hey! Said you’re alright, you’re out of sight Come on, show me what you know Come on, show me what you know
Johnny’s got a brand new hammer
Johnny’s got a brand new hammer
Johnny’s got a brand new hammer
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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