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Song Parodies -> "Papa's Grilled a Brand New Lab"
Original Song Title:
"Papa's Got a Brand New Bag"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Brown
Parody Song Title:
"Papa's Grilled a Brand New Lab"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
My entry in the Haitians Bite Dog competition. Jean "Papa Doc" Duvalier was a notorious dictator of Haitia, who was succeeded by son "Baby Doc" Duvalier
Come here, Baby
Papa's on the grill
A brand new treat
So come and eat your fill
It ain't Stone Crab
Papa's grilled a brand new Lab
Come here, Mama
And did this crazed cuisine
It ain't too fatty
In fact this cut is pretty lean
So take a stab
Papa's grilled a brand new Lab
He's preparing jerk; he's ready to fry
He's rubbing sauce; so it won't taste dry
It's stewed in cumin; with mashed potato
So come back, Baby Dac
And we'll serve some Spaniel later
Come here, Sister
Cause Fido's on the grill
You're gonna flip
Cause this dog breed thing is ill
Won't make you gag
Papa's grilled a brand new Lab
Oh Papa; he's got a quirk
Papa, he's rubbing jerk
He's doing the fry
Every day and every night
The THING! .. is like a pooch chow mein
Hey, hey .. chow down
Hey, hey .. down Chow ..
Papa's on the grill
A brand new treat
So come and eat your fill
It ain't Stone Crab
Papa's grilled a brand new Lab
Come here, Mama
And did this crazed cuisine
It ain't too fatty
In fact this cut is pretty lean
So take a stab
Papa's grilled a brand new Lab
He's preparing jerk; he's ready to fry
He's rubbing sauce; so it won't taste dry
It's stewed in cumin; with mashed potato
So come back, Baby Dac
And we'll serve some Spaniel later
Come here, Sister
Cause Fido's on the grill
You're gonna flip
Cause this dog breed thing is ill
Won't make you gag
Papa's grilled a brand new Lab
Oh Papa; he's got a quirk
Papa, he's rubbing jerk
He's doing the fry
Every day and every night
The THING! .. is like a pooch chow mein
Hey, hey .. chow down
Hey, hey .. down Chow ..
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I'll be damned. Apparently Haitians don't live in Haitia, but in a country called Haiti ... So, does that mean that Asians actually live in place called Asi?
Artistic license, man...
Well done man, this was a great read.
Great title. The story's BS, but the parody's good.
Thank you, fake CML for having the courtesy that I, as the actual CML, sometime lack ...... Never thought that I wouldn't mind having someone impersonate me
@SDS ... not really trying to score any points. I just thought "as long as we are doing parodies on this subject let's do one that you can dance to."
And special thanks to G_ Random; I do appreciate it. Any song that has an all-time great distinctive riff like this OS will inevitably inspire something in me
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