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Song Parodies -> "Bovines of Mass Destruction"
Original Song Title:
"Ring of Fire"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"Bovines of Mass Destruction"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
I'll take two BK Smokehouse Cheddar Grillers and a Robert Lund recording.
Cows
Can be angry things
One of mine
Protests Burger Kings
Most times
She poops and moos
But tonight
Bessie made Fox News
My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
I called 9-1-1
As the flames went higher
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on Fire
On freakin' fire
Bessie fled
So she made the list
Of bovine
Terrorists
Oh why'd
She cause such grief?
That stuff
Hardly counts as beef
But my mad cow set the Burger King on fire
Threw an IED
In the deep fat fryer
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on fire
The thing's on fire
Our farm's
In San Quentin now
Since my cow
Went 'n' had a cow
My hens
Caught the same disease
Got caught
Torching KFC's
[Maybe it's bird flu.]
My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
Gave it far more heat
Than Whoppers require
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on fire
The King's on fire
My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
I called 9-1-1
As the flames went higher
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on Fire
On freakin' fire
Can be angry things
One of mine
Protests Burger Kings
Most times
She poops and moos
But tonight
Bessie made Fox News
My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
I called 9-1-1
As the flames went higher
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on Fire
On freakin' fire
Bessie fled
So she made the list
Of bovine
Terrorists
Oh why'd
She cause such grief?
That stuff
Hardly counts as beef
But my mad cow set the Burger King on fire
Threw an IED
In the deep fat fryer
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on fire
The thing's on fire
Our farm's
In San Quentin now
Since my cow
Went 'n' had a cow
My hens
Caught the same disease
Got caught
Torching KFC's
[Maybe it's bird flu.]
My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
Gave it far more heat
Than Whoppers require
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on fire
The King's on fire
My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
I called 9-1-1
As the flames went higher
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on Fire
On freakin' fire
(c) 2006+ A Boy Named Spaff
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I could ruminate for days about why this is so good...and lots of other cow puns. I started giggling at the first line. 555
Maddeningly...no... that's not it... enragingly good!
THis was awesome!!! 555!!!! You shoul do "I Walk Bovine" and "A Horse Named Glue"
my favorite of the day...inspired lunacy
How much Cash do I owe you for writing this Spaff?
I've only got one question to ask, Spaff.....moo-jahadeen? ;-) This was gloriously silly. 555
Moosic to my ears!
So much burning! I LOVE IT! Hehehe, I was wondering when this would be on here, I've bin waiting quite some time *I'm on your website every second day*
Cowabunga! Excellent work as always, Spaff.
Glad I steered to this parody!
"My cow had a cow" :-) Great parody and, nice Johnny Cash impersonation there, Robert!
Hilarious and very creative! All 5's.
Nice. I'm a sucker for Johnny Cash anyway...but this one was just plain fun. Lots of smiles over here...thanks!
Helluva job with the short lines, and very funny. Burger King should make a quintiple stack in honor of this parody. I'll check out the recording a bit later.
I'll spread some more cow 5s in this (comments) field. :-)
Gotta love that Bovine humor =) I know I do.
"Gave it far more heat Than Whoppers require" and "That stuff Hardly counts as beef"- just beautiful - very droll lines, and lovely fit to the OS - top stuff spaff - 555
Belated thanx (and udderly mooving comments), Rantyn Rave & THC & Local Celeb (great titles) & e.e. rhodes & St Matthias & Midol Bait & Catastrophe & Michaelopedia & Rick the Cormiest (I'll tell him) & Cookie Jarvis & Sis. Evenstar & Red Jack & K1chypeter & Jeffaroo & s2art!
Overlord Kristof: Damn - where were you when I was writing this? I would've loved to use "moojahedin."
Lucky Charns: Only every second day? Slacker!
Overlord Kristof: Damn - where were you when I was writing this? I would've loved to use "moojahedin."
Lucky Charns: Only every second day? Slacker!
Hi Spaff, I really like the song "BOVINE OF MASS DISTRUCTION." I sing at Karaike clubs all the time, & I like to sing unusual songs like this one. Can I add your lyrics to a Karaoke CD, using your name as the authur of this song, that will show up on the monitor screen at Karaoke clubs?
Sure, Doug. Go for it. I just hope you don't get pelted with nuggets.
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