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Song Parodies -> "Paxton"
Original Song Title:
"Jackson"
Original Performer:
Johnny Cash, June Carter Cash
Parody Song Title:
"Paxton"
Parody Written by:
Pol Potlatch An' Pals
The Lyrics
He’d make carrying’ a fetus
To term even if there’s doubt
Mom’d live beyond contractions
And a dead baby pops out
He’s showin’, Paxton
With life, not really down
Misogynist action
Kill-mom Paxton clown!
He was showin’ all, Paxton
That he was engaged in stealth
We’d understand he’s a slippery scam
Rippin’ off a lotta wealth
He stole huge cash sums
Much swag he snared
It was revealed, a crook is Paxton
His crimes were bared
It’s sleazy and it’s not pretty
That he is a thief, and how!
He engaged in many shakedowns
So what will Texas do now?
Say “Go”! to Paxton
Not in this rancid rathole
There’d be no court action
For this rancid rat-troll
ISIS looks a lot like Paxton
Because each is a steaming pile of dregs
They keep women down, misogynist clowns
And enslave what’s between their legs
Paxton hates freedom
He’s on the attack
He wants a Caliphate sheikdom
With sick sycophant claque
He is a scammer and deceiver
Bought-off bagman, gelt-filled snout
But it’s Texas so Paxton
Stayed put and was not kicked out
Freak thief is Paxton
A soul he lacks
And the Lone Star likes his actions
That state’s centuries back
To term even if there’s doubt
Mom’d live beyond contractions
And a dead baby pops out
He’s showin’, Paxton
With life, not really down
Misogynist action
Kill-mom Paxton clown!
He was showin’ all, Paxton
That he was engaged in stealth
We’d understand he’s a slippery scam
Rippin’ off a lotta wealth
He stole huge cash sums
Much swag he snared
It was revealed, a crook is Paxton
His crimes were bared
It’s sleazy and it’s not pretty
That he is a thief, and how!
He engaged in many shakedowns
So what will Texas do now?
Say “Go”! to Paxton
Not in this rancid rathole
There’d be no court action
For this rancid rat-troll
ISIS looks a lot like Paxton
Because each is a steaming pile of dregs
They keep women down, misogynist clowns
And enslave what’s between their legs
Paxton hates freedom
He’s on the attack
He wants a Caliphate sheikdom
With sick sycophant claque
He is a scammer and deceiver
Bought-off bagman, gelt-filled snout
But it’s Texas so Paxton
Stayed put and was not kicked out
Freak thief is Paxton
A soul he lacks
And the Lone Star likes his actions
That state’s centuries back
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Texas is literally a Fascist state full of one guys. Sad.
Democrats are literally the Hamas-whoring party of lawlessness, sedition, treason, genocide, and Satan-worship. Sad.
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