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Song Parodies -> "A Few of My Favorite Turds"
Original Song Title:
"A Few of My Favorite Things"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"A Few of My Favorite Turds"
Parody Written by:
Leo Keough
The Lyrics
I debated whether I should stoop so low for my 50th submission, but then I said to myself, "Ah, what the $h!t!"
Drain-stopping doozies and Guinness Book makers
Tight plopping missiles and porcelain flakers
Brown tapered passages too smooth for words
These are a few of my favorite turds
Creamy soft movements and satisfied bowels
No hint of stains on my washcloths or towels
No need for wiping, the stools are so pure
These are a few of my favorite turds
Kernels of niblets that pass uncontested
Fruitcakes that stay in a state undigested
Slivers and splinters that dwell undisturbed
These are a few of my favorite turds
When the dog stoops
When the cat poops
When I'm feeling shocked
I simply remember my favorite turds
And then I don't feel so blocked
Vein-popping posers that render contusions
Light droppings mottled with tarry inclusions
Round-shaped compactions too dry to be spurred
These are a few of my favorite turds
Green colored stinkers and raggedy clingers
Floaters and sinkers and pencil-thin stringers
Vile greasy boli that smell disinterred
These are a few of my favorite turds
Swirly near misses with multiple flushes
Crud caked on fixtures and toilet bowl brushes
Remnants of refuse not shaken nor stirred
These are a few of my favorite turds
When the dog stoops
When the cat poops
When I'm feeling shocked
I simply remember my favorite turds
And then I don't feel so blocked
Tight plopping missiles and porcelain flakers
Brown tapered passages too smooth for words
These are a few of my favorite turds
Creamy soft movements and satisfied bowels
No hint of stains on my washcloths or towels
No need for wiping, the stools are so pure
These are a few of my favorite turds
Kernels of niblets that pass uncontested
Fruitcakes that stay in a state undigested
Slivers and splinters that dwell undisturbed
These are a few of my favorite turds
When the dog stoops
When the cat poops
When I'm feeling shocked
I simply remember my favorite turds
And then I don't feel so blocked
Vein-popping posers that render contusions
Light droppings mottled with tarry inclusions
Round-shaped compactions too dry to be spurred
These are a few of my favorite turds
Green colored stinkers and raggedy clingers
Floaters and sinkers and pencil-thin stringers
Vile greasy boli that smell disinterred
These are a few of my favorite turds
Swirly near misses with multiple flushes
Crud caked on fixtures and toilet bowl brushes
Remnants of refuse not shaken nor stirred
These are a few of my favorite turds
When the dog stoops
When the cat poops
When I'm feeling shocked
I simply remember my favorite turds
And then I don't feel so blocked
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| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
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| 5 | 12 | 12 | 12 |
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Sorry to break the streak of ones, but I felt this one was exquisitely well-written. Totally gross, of course, but really very well done.
very poetic considering the topic
You've penned a masterpiece. It seems you and I were thinking alike today.
That was a real sh#ty parody, and it really "moved" me!!!!
Loved it!
I'll just plop you a 555. I don't understand the 1 votes you received. Even if someone didn't think it was funny, it certainly followed the OS. The hills are alive with the rumbling sound of rear end thunder.
Poo, here is my song. Here is my serenade to poo. Without it we would have no soil to grow corn in.
Leo, you had 24 chicken McNuggets for dinner last night too? Excellent work, and possibly the most descriptive poo parody I've ever read.
Oh no, not this again. Can we take toliet humour somewhere else, please?
The waste is a terrible thing to mind.
Thanks all.
Hee hee. Ew. Hee hee. Ew. Hee hee. Ew.
Agreed with "A Person..."; this poo fetish stuff is rather passe. I bet jason would agree
Im only commenting because my name was mentioned. Mr 1's. I have no interest whatsoever in poo parodies now. I don't read them. Period.
That's good to know.
We poo feetish people work very hard on our pacing; so all you who render 1s for OS can SNIFF MY BUTT!!!
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