-> "Tulsi Agent"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Dulcinea"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Tulsi Agent"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			For Putin she sings songs
Raises voice high in praise
Because she is Vladimir’s tart
From her wafts a gross pong
She’s with him a hundred percent
Down she bends, bathes in his wafts
Nose extends, inhales his wafts
Tulsi, agent, Tulsi agent
Doubles as a domestic threat, Tulsi agent
Got loose lips for Putin, she is his whisperer
Got smooch lips with which the witch is his wick server
Tulsi laves it
She’s a US leech
Bleeds the national teat
But allegiances are over there
Propaganda she’ll preach
Causing harm with Vlad’s jive
Take part in sensitive data share
Tulsi agent
Is a bought leech who’ll preach and screech, Tulsi bays sh!t
For one of the worst in the world she is whory
Tulsi agent, Tulsi’s pays sent
Tulsi, agent, Tulsi snake-sent
A domestic terrorist, Tulsi agent
She’s a dictator, especially Vlad, worshipper
Tulsi traitor
Tulsi agent
Is a bought freak who’ll leech and screech, Tulsi agent
She is Putin’s whore, she’s part of the Vlad story
Tulsi agent, Tulsi waste-scent
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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