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Song Parodies -> "I Left A Log (In The Bog)"
Original Song Title:
"Who Put The Bomp?"
Original Performer:
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Parody Song Title:
"I Left A Log (In The Bog)"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
"Infantile, anally fixated Rubbish!" New York Times"A work of genius" Faeces Monthly
I left a log in the bog-sh-bog-sh-bog
Poo full'o'bran in the can-a-lama-ding-dong
I was so long in the john-da-john-da-john
Needed a s**t, let her rip-da-dip-da-dip
I was the man who caused a massive jam
Now my baby's not talking to me
When my baby heard
"Aargh-omigod p-parp p-parp plop!"
She thought I was having a fit
And then she heard the toilet
Go "Flusha flusha splutter splutter splutter slip slop"
Damn, I could not get rid of it!
I left a log in the bog-sh-bog-sh-bog
Poo full'o'bran in the can-a-lama-ding-dong
I was so long in the john-da-john-da-john
Needed a s**t, let her rip-da-dip-da-dip
I was the man who caused a massive jam
Now my baby's not talking to me
Calling in the plumbers
"Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry sweetheart"
My problem cannot be denied
Now every time I want to
Crap-sh-crap-sh-crap
Crap-sh-crap-sh-crap
I use the porta-loo outside
I left a log in the bog-sh-bog-sh-bog
Poo full'o'bran in the can-a-lama-ding-dong
I was so long in the john-da-john-da-john
Needed a s**t, let her rip-da-dip-da-dip
I was the man who caused a massive jam
Now my baby's not talking to me
Now my baby's not talking to me
Since my faeces featured on TV.....
Poo full'o'bran in the can-a-lama-ding-dong
I was so long in the john-da-john-da-john
Needed a s**t, let her rip-da-dip-da-dip
I was the man who caused a massive jam
Now my baby's not talking to me
When my baby heard
"Aargh-omigod p-parp p-parp plop!"
She thought I was having a fit
And then she heard the toilet
Go "Flusha flusha splutter splutter splutter slip slop"
Damn, I could not get rid of it!
I left a log in the bog-sh-bog-sh-bog
Poo full'o'bran in the can-a-lama-ding-dong
I was so long in the john-da-john-da-john
Needed a s**t, let her rip-da-dip-da-dip
I was the man who caused a massive jam
Now my baby's not talking to me
Calling in the plumbers
"Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry sweetheart"
My problem cannot be denied
Now every time I want to
Crap-sh-crap-sh-crap
Crap-sh-crap-sh-crap
I use the porta-loo outside
I left a log in the bog-sh-bog-sh-bog
Poo full'o'bran in the can-a-lama-ding-dong
I was so long in the john-da-john-da-john
Needed a s**t, let her rip-da-dip-da-dip
I was the man who caused a massive jam
Now my baby's not talking to me
Now my baby's not talking to me
Since my faeces featured on TV.....
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A cute refreshing angle on a putrid stinky old topic - 555 !
Thanks Johnny!!
The girl in the next cubicle just asked me what I was laughing so hard at...555! That was great!
Thanks Ash...it was a lot of fun to write
My oldest brother had an "oldies" tape, and as a youth, I used to snake it and then dance around in the living room to the original of this song...and ever since it has always made me smile...reminding me of the sweet and carefree joys of youth. Now...forever more...it will remind me of a particularly troublesome BM. Still...I'm smiling...giggling...even laughing, my friend...so 555 it is...=) Great job, Kristof!
Arwen, you're a babe!! Sorry I ruined it for you (no I'm not..hee hee!)
As long as I'm re-living my childhood, Kristof, I've just got to say...It takes one to know one! =)
I poop on this parody...with 555.
i'l give ya fives for this ji-ji-ji...ji-jive
Particularly great song choice for this one!
Very funny. 555
Three "Gimme" Fives for you; a buttload o' fun.
Hahahahahahahaha that's a bloody good one mate!!! That bloke must of been a fat sumo wrestler to dump a shit like that hehehehehehe!!!
Who's your master,number two? Kristof Roberson? Oh, doo behave! FIVES, BABY! GRRRRR!
To Ag, Al, Mel, Jack, Prez, Troy and TPP....Cheers, all!!!
You made me laugh so hard my pants ripped-da-dip-da-dip!! 5s!
How did you make this material refreshing? top marks for the first two lines in the refrain. Another stinky keeper...
Restoring my vote of 555 for this toilet-jammin' CLASSIC! I'm sitting here, enjoying a bit of Wild Turkey, and laughing my ass off at this fabulous parody!
Not bad - Auto Dialer
LOL! - just found this one by accident, Kristof - parp a parp a good job - 555
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