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{ TJC sings (my WIFE echoes) }

Pun incredible! (Um, forgettable…)
Haute humor ‘haars’! (What, you from Mars?)

Fun in-headable! (Dumb n’ dreadable…)
Low-blow— Ewe spar! (Quid pro, Baaa’Czar!)

Homophones— (I find resistible…)
Yule enjoy— (Don’t ‘Cher’—they’re dissable!)

Laughs ‘Ev-er-more’…
(From "Pun’s ‘Pauly Shore'"?!)

Un-retractable… (Pun redactable…)
Once you submit! (For Pete’s sake, quit!)

And then ever score… (Banned for evermore…)
H’ewe-mungous hits! (Baaaa’d bytes —> baaaa’d bits!)

Puns, my darling—they’re ‘instead-a-full’
(More ‘Miss Car-o-line-air-head-esque bull’!)
Must you call mine “Dumb-spore spreadable spew”?
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[ Muzakal Hinterlude (‘til 2:30 mark in MIDI ]
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{ my WIFE sings (TJC echoes) }

Puns—inbred-n’-dull… (Funnin’ bred-in-skull!)
Some t’wit’s touché… (Pun Perrie-eh?!)

And for-ever-more… (Grand n’ clever lore!)
You’ll bomb this way! (No weigh, Jose!)

Though my ‘Maher-ling’*, it’s regrettable
That your humor’s ‘D’Oh un-gettable’!
For love’s sake, I’ll shun ‘ineffables’….
(Hon, you’ve grown some stunning ‘jesticles’…)
{ Both }
How I love you, pun-beget’able… ewe!

*comedian Bill Maher

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