-> "Fatal Friends & Fattening Foe"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Faithful Friends & Flattering Foe"
 
				Original Performer: 
New York Rock & Roll Ensemble
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Fatal Friends & Fattening Foe"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Ordinarily, I don't give much time 
to political discourse,
but something came across my desk 
that at first I took as farce.
E-mailed by a friend who often 
sends a joke or two to share,
but this differed much from the other stuff 
in its tendency to scare.
I really thought it was in jest: 
this could never be for real.
The whole idea was too absurd; 
it had comedy appeal.
But I wondered if so many stiffs 
could happen on their own,
as I read the stats there portrayed as facts 
that were not so widely known.
 Of FATAL FRIENDS & FATTENING FOE,
 should I believe what I am hearing
 of suicides and accidents,
 of people disappearing?
 Of FATAL FRIENDS & FATTENING FOE,
 it's scary just to think
 that all these deaths have a common strand, 
 one very deadly link.
Some victims were of high esteem, 
while some others were not such.
And some were called to testify; 
maybe someone knew too much.
I don't usually see conspiracies 
in everything that moves,
but a second look for what's overlooked 
may provide something to prove.
 A decapitated witness 
 was said to have naturally died.
 A gunshot wound to the back of the head 
 was ruled a suicide.
 Eleven other people's fates 
 were likewise ruled the same.
 And two kids were found all over the ground
 after "sleeping" beneath a train. 
 CHORUS
A dozen bodyguards are dead 
of causes unexplained.
Ten people murdered, three crashed in cars 
and five more crashed in planes.
If coincidence or just bad luck, 
close to fifty dead or killed,
but it seems a great mortality rate 
just to be a Friend of Bill.
 If the country's chase of a sexual case 
 can nearly crush an administration,
 maybe we should bring all of this whole thing 
 to further investigation.
 But then, who is free (besides you & me) 
 of a prejudicial view ?
 Who knows what we'd find 
 if we searched inside
 the misdeeds of George W. ?
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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