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Song Parodies -> "Mr Blowchunkles"
Original Song Title:
"Mr Bojangles"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Parody Song Title:
"Mr Blowchunkles"
Parody Written by:
Invisible Boy
The Lyrics
Ever since alvin posted the green ham and eggs song...I can't stop thinking about food...
Mr. Blowchunkles
I knew a man Blowchunkles and he ate too much
And drank beer too
Most every day, you’d see him spray, projectile-like
Puke on his shoe
He hurled so much, hurled so much
That he never gained weight
I met him at a buffet on the Vegas Strip… It was
Free shrimp day
He stuffed them in his pockets until they were full
Then he walked away
He chowed them down, chowed them down, he belched
Bent his head to wait
He said his name "Blowchunkles" as he threw them up
And wiped his chin
He retched some more right on the floor
And the puddle grew… and then he flashed a grin
“I’m just like Nicole, just like Nicole”
He headed back in for some more
Mr. Blowchunkles, Mr. Blowchunkles
Mr. Blowchunkles, barf…
In Rome they used to visit vomitoriums
To “make more room”
The food was “fast” but their repast was soon a mess
Piled in the flume
The empire fell, it up and fell
The Bread and Circus days were now gone
I saw a show today and it was excellent
Fatty turned to stud
I watched the race and stuffed my face with kettle-korn
And 12 cans of Bud
I ran for the bowl, ran for the bowl
And as I “drove the bus” I thanked…
Mr. Blowchunkles, Mr. Blowchunkles
Mr. Blowchunkles, barf…
IB
I knew a man Blowchunkles and he ate too much
And drank beer too
Most every day, you’d see him spray, projectile-like
Puke on his shoe
He hurled so much, hurled so much
That he never gained weight
I met him at a buffet on the Vegas Strip… It was
Free shrimp day
He stuffed them in his pockets until they were full
Then he walked away
He chowed them down, chowed them down, he belched
Bent his head to wait
He said his name "Blowchunkles" as he threw them up
And wiped his chin
He retched some more right on the floor
And the puddle grew… and then he flashed a grin
“I’m just like Nicole, just like Nicole”
He headed back in for some more
Mr. Blowchunkles, Mr. Blowchunkles
Mr. Blowchunkles, barf…
In Rome they used to visit vomitoriums
To “make more room”
The food was “fast” but their repast was soon a mess
Piled in the flume
The empire fell, it up and fell
The Bread and Circus days were now gone
I saw a show today and it was excellent
Fatty turned to stud
I watched the race and stuffed my face with kettle-korn
And 12 cans of Bud
I ran for the bowl, ran for the bowl
And as I “drove the bus” I thanked…
Mr. Blowchunkles, Mr. Blowchunkles
Mr. Blowchunkles, barf…
IB
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This one is a real gag. Mental images of upchuck to that mellow tune would be TMI to explain. I'm hurlin' some burger and fives I ate last night your way.
High 5's for joining the Sir-Barf-A-Lot knights here
this is one of the most disgustingly funny barf songs i've seen in here and THAT is saying something....not sure i understood the "nichole" reference though
I hurled with laughter. Alvin, I believe the NIchole reference is to the bulimic Ms. Richie.
Top notch job on this..tossing five cookies your way
Thanks all...
Guy- thanks for the fast food
Dee- IB bows and accepts gratefully
alvin- the worst among the worst-I'll take it
John- yes it was Ms. Richie I was going for. This one came from the archives and when I wrote it, Nicole was a hot, but thin, topic
AFW- as long as you don't toss my salad
So that's why the Roman empire fell. Good stuff, IB.
excellent addition to the canon of vomit parodies that is ever-increasing - and I liked your educational tie-ins to ancient Rome, Invisible Boy - did not see that coming - 555
delicious
(ABC) Unusual perspectives, from M. Creosote, to historic Rome, then yourself. Kinda a "A Spew In The Life", I guess.
Reading too gross parodies in a row, because I don't have to read mine... Errrr... Not really my subject of choice like I put on Red Ant's parody, but I do like how you did barfing from different points of view, so yours had more originality behind it than Red Ant's, but still.... Not exactly my favorite subject to read about.
Mr. Blowchunkles, High Priest of the Ceramic Throne. I'm kinda surprised and disappointed that there doesn't seem to be a full length, original recording of this song on YouTube. Funny work, if a bit random to me. I wouldn't have guessed that "Nicole" was Ms. Ritchie. "Drove the bus" is a new one by me.
(ABC4) That was sick - and I mean that in a good way. Now I gotta go place an order for 3 5's on the big white telephone...hello, Ralph?
(ABC-M) Already voted and commented and the second read was better than the first. Impressive.
(ABCM) well with too too much bread and circuses, what does Mr Blowchunkles expect? That would make a good name for our next dog. Very funny idea and execution IB
(ABC) The name alone is just so out there. . .but very funny, very original, very different. . .It's kinda brave also considering the way a lot of people react to such topics.
Ah...brings back my college experience. Funny, and nostalgic
ABC- Love the title; itself made me chuckle. No, not chuck. I don't always have to use bad puns. Anyways, great job, very funny. I'm glad this parody came up. Oops..
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