-> "Last Dessert"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Last Resort"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Last Dessert"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Cut the cake into pieces.
This is my last desert.
Gonna die soon...from feeding.
If I don't stop my continuous eating.
(This is my last desert.)
Cut the cake into pieces.
This is my last desert...gonna die soon from eating.
If I don't stop my continuous eating.
Do you even care if I die eating?
Should I have pie? Should I have cake?
If I had the chance to make...
Packet says "Shake'n Bake"
Food chain laws are there to break.
Putting everybody's health at stake.
Cause I eat a whole lot.
Eat what I see.
Wish nobody would call me chubby. (x2)
I never realized I was gaining weight.
Till I stepped on the scale and realized it's too late.
(Hungry) Feeding on chocolate, and living on sweets.
Gotta craving...for Rice Krispie Treats.
It all started when I tried a diet.
Friend made me some pie, and he told me to try it.
Searching...to end the way I am behaving.
Finding...nothing to conquer this craving.
Cause I eat a whole lot.
Eat what I see.
Wish nobody would call me chubby. (x2)
I can't go on eating this way.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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