-> "X, The Bastard Letter"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"X, The Bastard Letter"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			X, the bastard letter, sounds like a Z
From xenophobes to xylophones and stuff that's inbetween
I could Xerox paper, speak of Xenon gas
To tell the truth it's not much use, it's a pain in the ass
[optional verse]
X, the bastard letter, sounds like a Z
From xenophobes to xylophones and stuff that's inbetween
X, the bastard letter, sounds like a Z
From xenophobes to xylophones and stuff that's inbetween
Now X's are uncommon except on bright sunny days
You will find that the skies are bombarded with X-Rays
When you label axis (yes we are talking math)
The horizontal component's the X-line on the graph, but!
X, a bastard letter, sounds like a Z
From xenophobes to xylophones and stuff that's inbetween
X, the bastard letter, before the Y
Would not regret an alphabet, that numbered twenty five!
Now if we're talking endings, X is not really bad
With no X there'd be no sex and I'd be really mad!
Somewhere in the middle is where most X is used
Exit (and a whole bunch more) but still X has no X-cuse!
This letter causes sorrow in a Scrabble game
Words like faux they are your foe and so are proper names!
X it is not your friend, though sometimes it is great
Spell EXPLORE for a big score (you know X it is worth 8)!, but
X, the bastard letter, sounds like a Z
Though drop the E from words extreme and well you sound more X-TREME!
X, that bastard letter, it's kind of weak
It's not like F which I like best when I curse those effin' Greeks!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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