-> "I Frown"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Downtown"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"I Frown"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			
When I’m alone 
No boys are tryin' to own me
Looking to and fro…I frown
Get a bit worried
Need a guy in a hurry
No one comes, oh no…I frown
Don’t want to come off desp’rate; I don’t need your freakin’ pity
Only want a boyfriend to assure me that I’m pretty
And buy me shoes
I’ve got no one standing there
I need some love on the double, I’ll search everywhere but then
I frown…I can’t find anyone
I frown…who wants to be “The One” 
I frown…nobody’s pining for me
(I frown)
(I frown)
Then there are times
I’ve got a guy who’s all mine but
He’s too clingy, gross…I frown
Give me some room
‘Cause I can’t sleep in this tomb, you
Call it love? Oh no…I frown
This ain’t the middle ages, I don’t need a man to bind me
Loosen up your grip on me, or else you’re gonna find me
Sneaking away
Why don’t you stand over there
Let me be Miss Independent; don’t need this affair, and bro
I frown…when you hold me too tight
I frown…longing for a girls night
I frown…we’re breaking up, a-right now!
(I frown)
(I frown)
I frown!
I frown!
And you might find somebody who can change their tune like I do
Never want the things I’ve got, I always wanna try to
Change what is wrong
The grass is much greener where
I don’t happen to be standing, until I get there and then
I frown…not as fun as I thought
I frown…who knows just what I want?
I frown…nothing and no one will do…
I frown
(I frown) 
I frown
(I frown) 
I frown
(I frown) 
I frown
(I frown) 
(repeat and fade out)
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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