-> "I Had To Shop"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"I Am A Rock"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"I Had To Shop"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I got my pay.
I am deep in debt, encumbered.
I need a loan.
Browsing thru the windows of the stores at clothes
For a fresh new wardrobe, glad the stores aren't closed.
I had to shop.
I am a-buyin'.
 
She's not tall.
That tan skirt seems so flighty.
I aim to please my mate.
My shopping list is endless, yet I don't ask why.
I'm after all the items I can buy.
I had to shop.
I am a-buyin'.
 
I bought some gloves.
Well, I need some shirts and shorts.
I'm feeling kinda tremor-y.
I need some stuff for slumber, to keep my love alive.
If I'd never shopped, my lover'd lose her drive.
I had to shop.
I am a-buyin'.
 
She likes to cook.
It's some crockery I'm selecting.
And some real food for her larder.
Need to clean my room, so I buy a broom.
I clutch this stuff, I'm really on a spree.
I had to shop.
I am a-buyin'.
 
And I shop till in pain.
And I'm buyin' till I cry.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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