I like to be
Always eating
Eating up all of my Twinkies
Everyday.

Say it's a sin.
But the fillin'
In the delicious, yes Twinkie is yummay.

I'd ask my friends
To come and eat
A delivious, yes Twinkie with me.

But they don't eat
Fatty Twinkies
So I guess I'll have to eat this all lonlay

I eat them warm
When I am bored
I never put them away.
I eat all day
Get heart attack
"Cause I gain fat
when I eat delivious Twinkies oh, all day.

(Ah, ah, ah)

Nothing else that I'm so prou-houd.
To eat when I am feeling bored.

I like to be
Always eating
Eating up all of my Twinkies
Everyday.

Ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

I would shout
Yes, all about
The yummy taste of these Hostess treats.
(Yummy taste of Hostess treats.)
Oh a joy-
For every girl and boy.
But they will blow up like balloons.
(Blow up like balloons).

I will be so fatty
From Twinkie
All fat there from eating that Hostess.

I'd like to be
Eating Twinkies.
Eating up all of those Twinkies-with you.
Eating up all of those Twinkies-with you.
Eating up all of those Twinkies-with you.