boobs-r-us...makes a new pair
mending's so fun
hard...firm...safe
you will see something thriving
cleavage diving
oh, the way you'll grow
wee ta-tas will grow
wee ta-tas will grow
we're growing loads

boobs-r-us...see our billboard
giant letters
near...the...mall
we will leave no big scratches
set that matches
when you take them home
you'll have some great domes
you'll have some great domes
in lovely tones

you must try our mammaries
larger than the norm, we'll stretch 'em out that big

boobs-r-us...wearing white coats
bring some banknotes
quite...a...sum
then you can sign some papers
get a new pair
fix those brokedown zones
much more than you owned
much more than you owned
its overblown

you must try our mammaries
larger than the norm, we'll stretch 'em out that big

boobs-r-us...makes 'em just so
never hang low
you'll...be...stunned
you need a bosom shaper
cut the capers
call us now by phone
some perfect size cones
some perfect size cones
while you are prone

take out a loan ?
you'd better believe it