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Song Parodies -> "Jail!"
Original Song Title:
"Help!"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Jail!"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
After your strip search, download the Robert Lund recording at The FuMP
Jail! - Don't be embarrassed
Jail! - If you drive like Paris
Jail! - 'Cause you can hang out in...
JAIL!
When I was young and dumb and blond and rich and free
I never dreamed I'd wind up in the penitentiary
But now there's tons of awesome stars committing crime
To be like these celebrities
I've got to do hard time!
Jail's where Paris Hilton now goes down
It's a hot spot, just ask James or Bobby Brown
Hey! Mel Gibson's cop, take me downtown
Won't you please, please jail me?
So now I taunt the cops with nonstop felonies
I tear off mattress tags and download MP3s
In jail I'll hang out with Mike Tyson every night
I'll have to just remind myself
To hold the soap real tight!
Jail's where cats meet Snoop Dogg in the pound
Even MILFs like Daryl Hannah hang around
Jail's where all the chicks from Lost are found
Won't you please, please jail me?
When I was young I thought that prison would be hell
But nowadays Lil' Kim and Paris Hilton share my cell
We all get conjugals from Kim Kardash-ee-inn
It's so hardcore that O.J. swore
He'd kill to get back in!
Jail has got the tightest bars in town
It's where Martha Stewart sewed Boy George a gown
Jail's got four Phil Spector walls of sound
Won't you please, please jail me?
Jail me! Jail me! Ooh!
"That's hot."
Jail! - If you drive like Paris
Jail! - 'Cause you can hang out in...
JAIL!
When I was young and dumb and blond and rich and free
I never dreamed I'd wind up in the penitentiary
But now there's tons of awesome stars committing crime
To be like these celebrities
I've got to do hard time!
Jail's where Paris Hilton now goes down
It's a hot spot, just ask James or Bobby Brown
Hey! Mel Gibson's cop, take me downtown
Won't you please, please jail me?
So now I taunt the cops with nonstop felonies
I tear off mattress tags and download MP3s
In jail I'll hang out with Mike Tyson every night
I'll have to just remind myself
To hold the soap real tight!
Jail's where cats meet Snoop Dogg in the pound
Even MILFs like Daryl Hannah hang around
Jail's where all the chicks from Lost are found
Won't you please, please jail me?
When I was young I thought that prison would be hell
But nowadays Lil' Kim and Paris Hilton share my cell
We all get conjugals from Kim Kardash-ee-inn
It's so hardcore that O.J. swore
He'd kill to get back in!
Jail has got the tightest bars in town
It's where Martha Stewart sewed Boy George a gown
Jail's got four Phil Spector walls of sound
Won't you please, please jail me?
Jail me! Jail me! Ooh!
"That's hot."
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Awesome song, I have yet to listen to the recording, but this was Spaff-tacular!
Superb
Returning after listening to the recording... and all I have to say is... This was one of the best recordings I've heard Robert Lund do, and trust me dude that's saying something!!!
That was freakin AWESOME! and great link to Claude's at the end there.
Captivatingly funny!
Hilarious and cleverly written. Makes me realize that quite a few stars have been in jail and that makes them no different from the guy down the street. 5/5 :)
The hard cell.
Brilliant, as always :-D
"Jail's where all the chicks from Lost are found " You are SO da man.
leave it to you to write a fun song about jail
...great stuff
Nice work, Monsieur Spaff, The 45 days after pic in your website is so awesome... 555!!
awesome
HAHA! "I tear off mattress tags and download MP3s" and "Jail's got four Phil Spector walls of sound" had to be my favorite lines ("...Lost are found" was excellent, too.) I'm surprised you didn't end it with "Yesterday, all her troubles...". 555. PS - See the messageboard for a good natured rant in your direction. :)
Speaking of being behind bars, I'd like to be behind a bar myself. 555 drinks on me Spaff!
spectacularly funny - incredibly so - the funny lines are just gold-plated - sigh - 555
As Woody Allen might say, "It's more than great, It's 'Cugat' ! ('Spaff' isn't short for 'Xavier', is it?)
Actually, I've ALREADY heard the recording at TheFuMP.com! Good stuff. 544
Excellent stuff, Spaff. TMGLTM, but the Dogg pound and Lost & Found stood out for me.
HUH????!???? What the heck is TMGLTM?!?!??
Let's see if I can manage to do line breaks this time.
Thank you, y'all.
Thank you, y'all.
Yay line breaks!
Thanx, Chris & Mason & John B & Philbo & Leo & alvin & Ann & Stuart & John J!
Matthias: After I heard this, I told Robert I was ONLY going to send him Beatles parodies from now on. (He's a big Beatles fan, btw. As am I.)
Jackie: I'm pretty sure I stole the idea from Claude. I'm pretty sure I steal all my ideas from Claude.
Didrick: Correct. Paris Hilton is just like the guy down the street who has a bazillion dollars and is famous for being famous.
LPG: Alas, I had to remove that. Copyrights 'n' stuff. I'll have to find another one.
Red: Nice "Yesterday" idea. I woulda coulda shoulda. And thanks for the rant.
Peter: Choose the tight bars.
TJC: It's the same word in Basque. I think.
Jonnythan: Twinkies make good llamas turn mean.
Thanx, Chris & Mason & John B & Philbo & Leo & alvin & Ann & Stuart & John J!
Matthias: After I heard this, I told Robert I was ONLY going to send him Beatles parodies from now on. (He's a big Beatles fan, btw. As am I.)
Jackie: I'm pretty sure I stole the idea from Claude. I'm pretty sure I steal all my ideas from Claude.
Didrick: Correct. Paris Hilton is just like the guy down the street who has a bazillion dollars and is famous for being famous.
LPG: Alas, I had to remove that. Copyrights 'n' stuff. I'll have to find another one.
Red: Nice "Yesterday" idea. I woulda coulda shoulda. And thanks for the rant.
Peter: Choose the tight bars.
TJC: It's the same word in Basque. I think.
Jonnythan: Twinkies make good llamas turn mean.
Just heard the rexcoridng, AWESOME! Speaking of the word MILF in your parody I did MILF! to Help! asdid Red Ant as ya know
Thanx, Jackie. Man, I got lotsa catching up to do.
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