-> "Here, Where There Lived Three Bears"
Original Song Title:
"Here There And Everywhere"
Parody Song Title:
"Here, Where There Lived Three Bears"
The Lyrics
they lived a carefree life
until that brat showed up here
clear
bears had gone out...it appeared
porridge too hot...so they left it to stand
little girl ran
inside where she broke a chair
fair
ringlets of gold in her hair
vandal, unthinking...how reckless was she
porridge, she's eating
and she doesn't even care
there was a broken chair
left the place untidy...she went on a tear
bears will suffer...she was mean and so unfair
porridge was not hers to share
in bed, she's leaping
right in there, she flies
closing her eyes
discovered by those three bears
her life they didn't spare
they were mad alrighty...how they must have glared
then her guts and bones were scattered everywhere
torn from her head was her hair
taunt bears, believe me...and you're gonna die
fur's gonna fly
don't go in a bruin's lair
in here...where...there lived three bears
here...where...there lived three bears
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