-> "Serenade"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Penny Lane"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Serenade"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I serenade when I see people at a restaurant
It doesn't matter if they're friends or folks unknown
Hold a fork UP to MY mouth and blare
T'everybody there
Often times when I am in an elevator car
And people join me on the first or second floor
Sing until they can't take an-y-more
So on level three
They all flee
Sere-NADE when I am bored to make time fly
IN the waiting room of Doctor Fry
His patients don't come back
I serenaded back in college through my drama class
And I can promise it was not part of the scene
You'll never find in Midsumm-ER Night's Dream
"Like a Sex Machine!"
(instrumental)
Sere-NAY-ding for the Baker making pies
His souffle falls, and then he cries
Spits in my pastry sack
I like to sing when I get nervous at a single's bar
When I make eye contact, it helps me to relax
Why did that dreamy guy his hand retract?
Didn't like my act
I serenade when I'm pulled over for a traffic stop
I share my license, registration, and a song
And then no matter what I've done wrong
Doubles up my fine
So unkind
Sere-NADE most ev'ry day and ev'ry night
MAN-y times the notes aren't even right
And tempo's quite off track
M'sere-NADE will hurt your ears and sting your eyes
SCARES off muggers, dogs, and flirting guys
Serenade!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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