-> "Save Me, Obama"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Lady Madonna"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Save Me, Obama"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Save me, Obama 
Stimulate my life 
Please improve my credit, my job, my wife 
Bail out my bar tab 
Subsidize my rent 
Isn't that the point of the govern-ment?
Bills and banks and Baghdad are a bummer 
Please appoint a breast-enhancement czar 
Tell GM I really need a Hummer 
And - a - new - car!
Save me, Obama 
Fix my abs and hair 
Buy my Frappucinos with Medicare 
Spank all the bankers 
Bring a lasting peace 
To the Yanks and Red Sox and Middle East
Stop Shiites from sett'ling fights the mob way 
Find me jobs in Fiji and St Croix 
Purge the graft from hell-holes like Zimbabwe 
And - Il - li - nois!
Save me, Obama 
Find a cure for gas 
Leave your carbon footprint on OPEC's ass 
Hug North Korea 
Shoot hoops with Iran 
Can we ask for everything? YES WE CAN!
Make each Christian, Muslim, Jew, and Mormon 
All join hands and sing Give Peace a Chance 
Ending death and spam and global warmin' 
And - men - strual - cramps!
Save me, Obama 
Left and Right agree 
This is now the U-nited States of Meeeee!
(...and I want a pony...and an iPhone...and a two-state solution in Gaza...and a reintroduction of the Dodo bird to its native habitat...and an end to hunger in sub-Saharan Africa...and a weekly six-figure allowance...)
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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