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Song Parodies -> "'Bait"

Original Song Title:

"Wait"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"'Bait"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A teasing parody...
Been such a long time
But I'm comin’ back home
Not far away now
Oh how, how you’ve grown

Nice rack and a curvy backside
Passion for you hasn’t died

Oh, how my heart aches
Jailbait, turn me away
Both know that it’s wrong
Urged on, a game we can’t play

Nice rack and a curvy backside
Passion for you hasn’t died

I feel so low
You ought to know
You look so good
With a knock-out body
But if we screw
I'll betray you
No leniency
Statutory… (rape)

Been such a long time
But I'm comin’ back home
Not far away now
Oh how, how you’ve grown

Nice rack and a curvy backside
Passion for you hasn’t died

I feel so low
You ought to know
You look so good
With a knock-out body
But if we screw
I'll betray you
No leniency
Statutory… (rape)

Oh, how my heart aches
Jailbait, turn me away
Both know that it’s wrong
Urged on, a game we can’t play

Nice rack and a curvy backside
Passion for you hasn’t died

Been such a long time
But I'm comin’ back home
Not far away now
Oh how, how you’ve grown

16 turns me on...
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AFW - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Interesting and catchy stray from your usual theme
Rob Arndt - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW... my mind was wandering with this one :)

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