They're gonna put me into rehab
Lock me up and throw away the key
I didn’t know I could be so sad and lonely
But you see I’m crippled by anxiety

Well, I hope they’ll give me something for my shot nerves
My mind is in complete and utter disarray
This rubber room I certainly don’t deserve
'Cause I’m just so anxious everyday

Well, I hope you come and see me during rehab
Then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
And all I am is crippled with anxiety

So I’ll put on a smile to hide this fear inside
Though my mind is anything but serene
And my heart is racing like a marathon ride
I must confess that anxiety’s my scene

Well, I hope they’ll give me something for my shot nerves
My mind is in complete and utter disarray
This rubber room I certainly don’t deserve
'Cause I’m just so anxious everyday

Well, I hope you come and see me during rehab
Then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
And all I am is crippled with anxiety