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Song Parodies -> "Thomas' Witness"
Original Song Title:
"I've Just Seen a Face"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Thomas' Witness"
Parody Written by:
Glenn Walker
The Lyrics
Thomas was one of the 12 disciples and later an Apostle of Jesus. This song is based on John 20:24-29.
I told Jesus Christ
He really can't have sacrificed
His life for me and yet traverse the land
So then He showed His side and hand
to me
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm mmm
Had it been James, John or Pete
He might have been much more discreet
But John was there though Pete denied
And as it is they crucified
my Lord
La, di, di, da di di
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
I could not anticipate the mir-
acle or so it did appear
That when He left our sight
He garnered an exclusive right to rise
La, di, di, da di di
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
I told Jesus Christ
He really can't have sacrificed
His life for me and yet traverse the land
So then He showed His side and hand
to me
Mmm, mmm, mmm, la di di
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
He really can't have sacrificed
His life for me and yet traverse the land
So then He showed His side and hand
to me
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm mmm
Had it been James, John or Pete
He might have been much more discreet
But John was there though Pete denied
And as it is they crucified
my Lord
La, di, di, da di di
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
I could not anticipate the mir-
acle or so it did appear
That when He left our sight
He garnered an exclusive right to rise
La, di, di, da di di
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
I told Jesus Christ
He really can't have sacrificed
His life for me and yet traverse the land
So then He showed His side and hand
to me
Mmm, mmm, mmm, la di di
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
Thomas, I'm doubting Thomas
And now I promise
That I believe
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