-> "I'll Die Instead"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"I'll Cry Instead"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"I'll Die Instead"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			i got every reason on earth to be mad 
cause i've just lost the only life i had 
and if i could get my way 
i'd be back on the show today 
but i can't 
cause i died instead 
i got a gash on my shoulder, i'm blistered on my feet 
run down by a truck out on the street 
and the vermin eat me now 
i'd try to come to life somehow 
but i can't 
cause i died instead 
don't wanna die and get people scared 
they all cry like they really care 
the reaper's taken me away-hay 
and i doubt i'll come back someday 
but if i do, i will not hide, i'll see my friends 
i'm gonna break the rules of mortal men 
yeah, i'm gonna break 'em in two 
and show you what a reborn boy can do 
but i can't 
cause i died instead 
don't wanna die and get people scared 
i get shy when my soul is bared 
my body's gonna rot away-hay 
but i'll grow flesh again someday 
and when i do, you'd better be kind to me 
cause it has broke my heart, now, can't you see? 
yes it's been broken in two 
guess a baked potato will just have to do 
but it don't 
so i'll die instead 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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