Song Parodies -> "Red Russian Bot"

Original Song Title:

"Red Rubber Ball"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Red Russian Bot"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Dedicated to the mysterious vote-bomber on this site who keeps giving out dozens of triple 1’s or triple 5’s per parody, depending on whether they approve of the parody’s political slant or not. Given the sheer number of suspicious votes, whatever is doing this doesn’t seem to be entirely human. It almost seems like something a Russian bot farm would do, except…why would they even care about fan votes on an obscure song parody website? Don’t they have more important things to try and manipulate?

I never liked that 1-bomber well
Any parody that swipes at Trump gets voted down to hell
But when someone else’s lyrics praise the GOP
They get a ton of triple 5’s, and that’s confusing me

Well I think that something isn’t right
Yes, it’s looking fishy now
I swear this site’s infested with a red Russian bot

Why Vlad would care
About this little site
It doesn’t make a lick of sense
Tell me: Am I Right?
I don’t mean to be a Karen
But for Chucky’s sake
How can ratings mean a thing
If votes are mostly fake?

So I think that something isn’t right
Yes, it’s really fishy now
I swear this site’s infested with a red Russian bot

Hey, if you see this, Vlad
I’ve giving you a dare
Vote this song down fifty thousand
Times to show you’re there
It might break an all time record
Or just break this site
But lay the 1’s on thick, my dear
I’ve given up the fight

Yes, I think that something isn’t right
Man, it’s really fishy now
I swear this site’s infested with a red Russian bot

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MAGA - September 27, 2024 - Report this comment

You still swallowing the DemoKKKrats' old long-discredited "Russia, Russia, Russia" narrative? Get a clue. Putin favors our having no President at all, which is to say what we've got right now. Hence his "joking" endorsement of KommieLiar Whoreass (who'd help ensure that we would CONTINUE to have no real President):

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/09/zelensky_joins_putin_campaigning_and_advocating_for_kamala_harris_in_pennsylvania.html

Onslaught - September 27, 2024 - Report this comment

A good job nevertheless. 5’s

Parody writer - September 27, 2024 - Report this comment

BRILLIANT! And so true!! Love the original song and this parody. (Was this site named Am I right because it's a right-wing site, or is that just a coincidence?)

History Lesson - September 28, 2024 - Report this comment

Totally unrelated to all things left and right. Started back when original lyrics on the net were still not common. A site where people could ask each other "the lines goes xyz, am i right?"

http://www.amiright.com/aboutus.shtml

Zen Adam B. - September 28, 2024 - Report this comment

MAGA is angry. You attributed his single handed work to a Russian troll factory. Nope, the 1s-5s guy is an evil little maga twerp right here in the good ole USA! I assume he isn't hitting the back button all those times, as that's a lot of work. He's got some program that does it automatically. I guess the admin here never figured out how to permanently ban the maga Fascist. Someday he'll have a stroke and we'll know here's moved out of his Momma's basement and into a nursing home when the 1s-5s stop. ;-p

MAGA - September 28, 2024 - Report this comment

Wow. Looks like I've REALLY riled up Kommie Kapo Kocksucker here! Since all DemoKKKrats' accusations are projections, we'll have to assume Kommie Kapo Kocksucker here is, in fact, living in his mom's basement. Of course, the one time I've ever seen him tell the truth on here was when he proudly asserted he and his beloved (loser) candidate Dementia Joe were equally mentally healthy. Considering that he both asserts the assassination attempts on President Trump were "staged" and that he wishes Thomas Crooks could have a do-over, I dare say his mental health is STILL at an equal level with Dementia Joe's; which explains a lot.

Libby - September 29, 2024 - Report this comment

So you DO admit that Don is a mental midget.

Phil Alexander - September 30, 2024 - Report this comment

This is excellent :) Not convinced by the premise (I completely agree it's more likely to be the work of a single deluded fanatic with way too much time on his hands than a Russian bot.. I mean, why??) :-D

I do find it amusing that the MAGA bot has to insist that the proven Russian interference that got Trump elected in 2016 was discredited. The one missing step was that Trump knew it was happening, and I've said on here many times that Trump was obviously not knowingly colluding with Russia because he would have told everyone if that had been the case. He was a useful idiot, not a knowing participant. But given the number of people in prison (many from Trump's immediate circle of confidants), calling the whole probe "discredited" is self-delusion at its finest.

Spank that Donnie Douchebag! - October 04, 2024 - Report this comment

Great parody rewrite. Ignore MAGA and his ilk, he's immature and can't face the truth. He kisses Russian fanny and takes his elementary school daughter to a local father-daughter dance because he's a chump, a sore loser and a geeky follower of a spankee boy antichrist. He's sick. Just ignore him and his sassymouth kind, they're deluded, uncultured, dense, banal and dumb. And the worst part of it all is that they CHOSE to be. Have a good weekend.

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