Song Parodies -> "Kardashian Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Kardashian Woman"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Enough is enough! LINK TO SUNG VERSION
(Lyrics, me; vocals by Joel Jorgensen)

Kardashian woman, stay off my TV-eee
Kardashian woman, sorceress of E!
Don’t bop yer booty, that bum's a bore
I don’t wanna see it twerk no more
I got more important things to do
Like spend all day watchin’ Scooby Doo
Now woman, cover yo’ behi-ind
Kardashian woman, ‘Keeping Up’s’ a gri-i-ind!

Kardashian woman, built a dynasty-ee
Kardashian woman's, always "Look-at-me-ee!"
Don’t be shakin’ that thing no more
Had enough of that on ‘Jersey Shore’
Please don’t tweet yer silhouette
Go break someone else’s ‘net
Now woman, I said go away-ay
Kardashian woman, listen up ‘Kimye’-ay-ay-ay!

[ ~ Bouncy Bongo Solo ~ ]

Kardashian woman, you’ve been banned they say-ay
Kardashian woman, from the NBA-ay
Don’t care you suckered poor Kanye West
Don’t care your daddy’s Dior dressed
TV lights can mesmerize
Cover up them hypno-thighs
Mama Chris could not resist
Cloned herself a narcissist
Now woman, mamma set me free-ee
Kardashian woman, from ‘reality’!

D’oh!,
Gotta get away, gotta get away
From this here show
I’m gonna leave you, woman
Off the Tee-Vo, woman
Bye-by-eye
Bye-bye-eye
No lie-eye
Bye-bye-eye

You’re no good for me
Like Ebola stew
Gonna boycott yer friggin’ show
Tell ya’ what I’m gonna do
I’m gonna lea-eave
Or else I’m gonna blow-o
I think I’m gonna hea-eave
I’ve had it with yer show, woman
I’m gonna leave you, woman
Goodbye, Kardashian woman
Goodbye, Kardashian woman
Goodbye, Kardashian woman
~

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Peregrin - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment

TJC, you had me at the first line! The rest of the parody goes onto support your sensible view on the whole issue. Love the Scooby-Doo line, and I was never even a fan. Love that you took the chance to put s*** on Jersey Shore while you were at it. Top work!

Leough - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment

My fave of the day! That Joel really has some talent! LOL at 'hypno-thighs'!

Michael Pacholek - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment

Just remember, that in the winter, underneath the bitter snows, you could get decked by angry Khloe, as was done to Amber Rose.

Timmy1000 - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment

Ha ha ha ha; it is getting a little tiring with that whole family; even Bruce is now competing by changing sex and crashing into people.

John Barry - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment

Great job on a worthy target.

Jonathan - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment

well now THIS seems familiar! :) 5's

Phil Alexander - February 20, 2015 - Report this comment

The real shame is I know who you're talking about.. and I very much wish I didn't. Wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment :-)

Patrick - February 20, 2015 - Report this comment

I have almost no idea what or who this is about. From what I understand, Kardashian is famous for being a celebrity. Just one more thing I'm missing because I don't have cable. That, and the all-night cutlery channel.

TJC - February 21, 2015 - Report this comment

Thanks all! Appreciate it—and Jonathan, OMG, you're right! I was so excited at having finally gotten a pro to sing it I'd completely forgotten I'd previously posted a version of the lyrics. Apologies to AIR and a stern letter of reprimand to my Alzheimer's med maker!

Andy Primus - February 21, 2015 - Report this comment

Good parody about a nonentity who’s only famous for having a rear like the back end of a bus.

Rater - February 22, 2015 - Report this comment

Anyone that writes about a Kartrashian deserves to take hits. @Pat, do you live under a rock? The K girls are Armenian scumbags who whore around with other ethnic trash and make poorly made self-porno vomitous promotions. You're not missing anything but tabloid news on a family of losers.

Patrick - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment

How did you find out where I live? Had the misfortune of being hospitalized for a couple weeks, two years ago. Spent 14 hours one day watching Cajuns shooting alligators, and the the next day following two guys who drove all the way from Iowa to South Carolina to buy a motorcycle frame and a rusty gas station sign. Guess I missed out on the Kardashians.

Meriadoc - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Agree with Pippin - the Scooby-Doo line was the best! :D

Guess Who - August 16, 2015 - Report this comment

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